sex

I used to believe that to get pregnant you needed to touch your vagina. For a long time i avoided touching it, so i never wiped it after going to the loo. once I touched it in the shower I screamed to my mum that I had had sex and that I was pregnant. She took me to the docter and you can imagine that I was deadly embarresed because of one thing.

I was 15.

I used to belive that my sister wasborn when my mom n dad hug at night so i always used to sleep in between them b'coz i dont want another brother or sister then...now at 21 am having 2 brother n 1 sister.

i was told that if i put my mouth on a guy "down there" that i would get cancer in my throat and my mouth!!! They told me my lips would rot and fall off cause the stuff that came out of the man was poison!! I was in my first relationship for 6 months before i let him talk me into it!! He STILL laughs about it!!

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When I was very young, I thought being a Lesbian meant the same thing as being Iranian, as in...from another country. So I could not understand the news on tv being so upset about these women coming from the country Lesbia. My girlfriend laughs about the irony.

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my parents made sure i was educated about puberty. we had all those "what's happening to me?" books. well, i got confused on one section. i thought that having your period was related to masturbation, and if you spent some time on the first day you got it, you could get all the blood out then. Needless to say, i was wrong. man, that made me pissed.

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When I was a child, nobody bothered to explain me about sex (parents thought it was school's obligation and viceversa). At school we only learned about the sperm and the egg, but never about HOW they got together! Therefore, I used to think they mixed up on the toilet. I would stare down there for a while and wonder how the future baby would get into the mother's womb afterwards...

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When My Brother was 9, (I am ten years older then him) he over heard my uncle telling me a dirty joke he heard the word Orgasim and piped up, "I saw an alien have one of them on T.v" We later found out he thought it was the same as an autopsy, and had told his teacher all about it...

I was the youngest of 6 kids 5 of them being girls. One time i was using the restroom and i asked my Sister what happens if blood comes out of my bottem, and she said that they would put a shot up my butt just so that i would get scared. So when i finally did start my period i never told my mom for fear of gettin a shot.

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When I was young, I used to think that my clitoris was a small penis, and I was then always afraid to be caught naked because I knew that a female have a penis was...wrong, and I figured that I'd have to get surgery to remove it before it grew full-size. (I was always afraid of the prospect of having surgery.

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When I was younger I used to think that the way people got pregnant was because they got a tiny tiny baby, like from a ceral box, and ate them and then the baby grew bigger inside the womans stomach 'til it was ready and it came out of their belly button.

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When I was 18, I was pregnant with my first child. A good friend of mine was pregnant as well. One day she was telling me that she refused to have sex with her boyfriend because she was already pregnant and didn't want to have twins.

I thought it was incredibly sad that nobody had given this girl the facts and information about sex and pregnancy...and here she was almost ready to give birth.

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When I was maybe 14 or so, I was walking home from school with my best friend Cindy. She wanted to ask me a question, and said 'dont laugh at me'. I told her I wouldn't. She asked: 'Can you get pregnant from a tampon?'

I was NOT sexually active yet, but was well informed by my Mother, who believed that if you didn't educate your children, you were only doing them a disservice.

I explained to her that penetration wasn't the cause of pregnancy, SPERM was.

I used to believe that condoms and condiments were the same thing cause they sounded the same except for i thought they just pronounced condoms wrong when they said condiments and that that was just some peoples way of saying condoms.

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When me and my friend were younger we thought that guys balls held olives and that whenever guys were hungry they could just unbutton their balls and eat the olives stored inside.

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When I was 6 years old, I looked into the toilet and saw a little blood, which had lot been flushed down completely. I went to my mother and asked 'Mom, do you have your paradontosis?', somehow mixing up the word with "periods". Mom was perplexed.

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When I was in the 6th grade I heard my sister talking about catching some guy watching her and her friend and masturbating in his car to a magazine. I thought that "masturbating" was like comparing with envy, or coveting (the reason I thought it was bad). Several months later I decided to impress my family members with my vocabulary by telling them I felt like I was masturbating over another girl's cello because I was tired of the violin. Needless to say, they corrected me quickly.