sex

I remember when my mom first told me about reproductive system. I was about 8 years old and i became deeply afraid that I was going to get pregnant from using toilet paper because it made contact with my "parts".

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when i was younger (8) we found a dog in our backyard. well i was climbing my slide and the dog came and jumped on my leg. i thought he was hugging me. i was so excited, that it loved me. at dinner that day, i wanted to show my mom. i said come here boy, and i stuck out my leg. the dog came and "hugged" my leg again. my sister was soo>>> jealous of me. then my mom told me what it was REALLY doing... i kicked the dog and would hit it whenever it came close to me!!! Gross... huh?

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When I was about 9, I read somewhere that a good girl won't let herself be touched by a man, otherwise she would get pregnant. That became a big problem for me since I didn't know how to avoid "a man's touch". The day after as I entered school I bumped into a classmate, and gosh I thought I was pregnant. What shall I do now? My immediate problem was to choose a proper name for my child!!!

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When I was around 4 or 5, I noticed that I didn't have any boobs like my mother(She's around DD-E), so I walked into my mom and dad's room, pulled up my shirt, and pointed to my nipples and said, "Mom, are these my balls??" because I thought since I didn't have boobs, they were then balls.

Now, I've grown own of my "balls" and have my mother's boobs :(

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When I was 11 years, I used to think that kissing caused pregnancy. So when my friend asked me to kiss her I simply replied her,"Look if I kiss you, you will become pregnant, and your belly would come out.You know I donot like such thing, which would cause a break up in our friendship.So i won't kiss you'!.And the moment I finished my lecture, she kissed me and nothing happened and I was tempted to think againthat what did we miss while kissing.

i got a job at publix when i was 21, my nephew was about 9 he was looking at my application i was filling out he says to his mom when we got home he is never gonna work at publix she said why, he replies they want to know youre name , address, phone number , if youre married but why do they need to know if youre having sex, i said no they want to know if youre male or female, he said wow i bet youre glad then auntie cause boy you know nana would be mad at you if she found out you were having sex

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When I was really little, I used to think that you autmoatically got pregnant when you got married.
I never wanted to get married because I didn't want kids. Thankfully, it was all explained to be around the age of 7 or 8.

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when I was little, I would see my mother had breasts along with all adult females. somehow I was too stupid to make the connection, and I assumed it was something exclusive to the grownups I knew. I never thought they were something all women developed with time. needless to say, I did end up getting breats myself and now know that they arent some strange thing the adults I know have

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when i was ittle i live on a barn and there was this rooster mating with a hen and when they do "that" the rooster plucks the hens feathers out(i have no idea why) and on the same day my mom said she might me pregnent and i started crying and i was really mad at my dad so my mom talked to me and she bursted out laughing because i thought my dad was going to rip all of my mom's hair out!

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A friend of mine told me that there was a disease called 12 Year Penis Syndrome, and it made it so that when an afflicted girl turned twelve she would grow a penis and turn into a man. I believed this for a while, until I was 15 and brought it up in biology class. Needless to say, the teacher was pretty amused that I believed it

I recently went on a holiday with a friend to see her nan, pop and Aunt Angie. Angie has two kids, Ellie (4 yrs old) and Norton (5 yrs old). Ellie has one of those pregnant barbies, where you can spin her big tummy around and a baby is in there. Well, one day, Norton came up to Angie and us holding the pregnant barbie, and asked Angie if that was how him and Ellie were born. We all laughed as Angie replied, "That's right, when I was at the hospital they just flipped my tummy and you were in there!"

i was told it was the stork

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When I was about 5, I believed that if you put your arm around your friend's shoulders, you'd have a one-armed baby when you grow up. I spent hours praying to God everytime I forgot and put my arm around my friends. I used to throw fits when people interrupted me because it meant I had to start my prayer all over again - I got interrupted a lot. I'm 24 now and my family members still use the story as a trump card to win any and all arguments with me.

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as the only girl and the youngest out of 4 boys i was desperate to be a boy i shaved off my hair once and everything but i was convinced it was impossible that you could have THAT many male children so i decided that when you turned 17 you changed to the opposite sex. this theory was crushed when i was 6 when my eldest brother turned 17 and i walked up to him placing my hand firmly between his legs and squeezing announcing " it's still there" causing him to sream and wollop me :-(

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that when a woman wanted a baby she had to press her tummy button every day to make her tummy get bigger as the baby grew then when she thought the baby was ready she pushed her belly button really hard and the baby just appeared in her arms

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When I was younger, my 2 friends told me that they had seen a funny commercial about condoms (Trojan, actually). I had no idea what they were at the time, and just laughed with them, hoping they'd believe that I knew. When they asked if I had seen a commercial for condoms before, I panicked. I quickly assumed that condoms was short for condominiums. I told them that I hadn't seen any, but my aunt owned one in Florida.

You wouldn't believe how loud they laughed. I pretended it was a joke. They believed me, and later I found what out what they were from one of the friends who saw through my ruse. Ugh!