sex

I used to believe that women gave birth out of their bums because I used to think that the vagina was smaller

I used to believe…

When I was little I was told that sperm was a bug by my friend (who was rather interested in the subject of sex, she also told me that sex was when u laid in the dark and made funny noises at each other) and so I believed that when a guy jizzed, it meant that a bug crawled out of his penis into a girl...(everybody knew this cause I drew it once). Needless to say I was wrong...I never thought bugs could swim! Lol!

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When I was younger I was too embaressed to ask my parents about sex so I found a book that explained it for me. I edvintually found out how it worked exept not where or who it was done by. I thought that random people on the street walked up to each other, did it all in an up-right position with no emotions and without a word, then the walked away and hope a baby would grow.

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My eight-year-old brother was watching TV with my mother, when the show mentioned something about a hooker. My brother asked my mother what a hooker was. My mother just told him quietly that hookers "sell their bodies for money".

A few weeks later, my brother asked me, "Don't hookers eventually die, Ashley?"

"What? Why?"

"If hookers have to sell their bodies for money, won't they eventually die?"

I finally figured out that he'd gotten the idea that hookers were people who cut off and sold their organs and appendages: carving out their livers and stomachs, cutting off their fingers and feet, because they were too poor to earn money any other way.

In answer to his question, I just told him, "Yeah".

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when i was little i used to believe that whn a woman gave birth to a baby, they had to rip off part of the womans stomach. then i finally asked my mom how they get the baby out, and she said they get it out from the woman's private part. i'm so dumb

I was merrily rooting throught my parents drawers and found a condom, I opened it and of course was intrigued as to what it was, I asked my Dad and he said it was like a sock... so I wandered downstairs to my Mum and she saw what was in my hands and said 'What's that?' I said 'Dad says it's like a sock, he's so silly, where is the heel bit?'

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when i was little i wanted to go into my mums bathroom, but she said i couldnt go in. so i waited outside the door and heard paper and stuff. i asked what it was an she said it was mummys nappies. so i figured that you wet yourself when you got older.

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Until I was eight I thought the man's toes held "the baby" seed and the woman had to suck on the toes to get the "baby seed" out in her. I thought, to get twins the woman would have to such on two toes at the same time and the size of the toe determained how big the baby would be. Everything seemed very logical to me because mo grandmother had ten kids. When one of my aunts had twin I asked her in the hospital "Aunt Cindy, Is sucking on two toes very hard and gross to do?" after I explained what I meant everyone had a good laugh and I had a loooooong chat with my mother afterwards.

i used to think that a willy was naturally hairy, and when a boy put it in a girl, it just got hard and pulsated for a few mins without any thrusting. i believed this right up until i had sex when i was 16.

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My friend's 6 year old son recently came up to me and asked me if I knew why girls don't have penises. I asked him why, and he said, "Grandpa says that they played with them too much and they fell off!"

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when my mom first told me about the birds and the bees, she didn't really explain virginity, so i thought after you had sex, you gave the man a gift called virginity

I saw a commercial for tampons when I was little, and it was a mysterious thing to me. I asked my mother what all of it meant and she simply replied, "You'll find out when you're older, when you become a young woman." I remembered the package in the commercial and saw it in my mother's bedroom one day. I opened it and saw the wrapped up tampons. I was utterly mystified. My cousin was having her 14th birthday around that time and I overheard my mother saying, "Kelly is turning into a beautiful young woman" I decided to make her a card and thought the best thing to draw on the card were those little tampons I had seen. I drew them all over the card. When the birthday rolled around and she opened my card, she looked very confused. I had written "You're a woman now!" on the card, surrounded by flying tampons. It was a very very embarassing day and I didn't understand why everyone thought I was rude.

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When I was four my sister said that my parents found me under a rock on a rainy day ,and they heard a baby crying.She also said that if it wasn't for her telling my parents to get me they would have left me there.

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Mum bought me a book called 'The Body Book' after I started asking questions about sex. It simply said that the man puts his thing in the womans thing, that it was the most special cuddle a man could give and this was how babies were made.
For years I didnt know sex involved any movement. I thought he put it in and then waited a while then took it out again once she was pregnant.
Luckily I found out before it was too late!

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When I was 2 and my brother was born he was lying on the bed and I stared at him clothless for a few mins. Then I walked up to my mom and said "Thats a funny lookin' tail"
My mom still tells that story today..

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When I was in second grade, I heard people talking on the school bus about sex and getting pregnant. I came home and asked my mom (a very religious woman) about it. She explained that sex was something you do after you're married and that's how women get pregnant; the man and the woman both get naked and kiss and the sperm from the man's "extra part" fertilized the egg that came from the woman's tummy.

I had no idea what the "extra part" was (my parents were divorced and I had a sister, so I had never seen a penis), but I deduced from this that kissing when naked caused a sperm and egg to join in midair between the couple, and then go back into the woman's tummy and make a baby. I thought that you must be completely naked for this to work, so just tying a rope around your waist or something would prevent pregnancy.