sex

I used to believe…

This is actually chronicled in a story I drew as a 5 year old...
I thought when a girl turned 20 she automatically got married to a random guy, and getting married caused her to automatically get pregnant. In my picture book I drew them falling in love, then walking out of the church with her hand on a bulging belly. Wow, I was messed up.

I must have been told by someone somewhere sometime as a little kid that sex was evil, I mean an illegal, punishable offense.
One day I was playing in the backyard with an older neighbor kid (he was like 13 and I was around 7) and he asked me if I would ever have sex. I was horrified, said NO WAY, sex is bad! LOL Then he said, "Well come on, your parents have had sex, they've had sex 3 times" Being the oldest of 3 siblings I had no idea what he meant but was just so offended that he could accuse my parents of such a thing!

I used to believe…

once my sister and i kept calling our little sister a virgin and she kept screaming "no im not!" so loud that my parents came in and she told them what we were saying. we thought it was pretty funny...but apparently my mom didnt...

I used to believe…

when i was little i was scared to hug males because i thought you would get pregnant. my mom used to watch soap operas and when they couples would be in bed i thought they were hugging really tight when they were really having sex so i thought if a male hugged me i'd get pregnant too :(

I used to believe…

In elementary school I thought girls only got their period once, but they bled for a whole month. Until I figured out the truth I couldn't wait to get it, but it was mostly just so I could have it over with.

I used to believe…

When my little brother was little (about 5) he asked my dad where babies came from. Dad told him that they come out of the mother through the birth canal. Later on that day dad told my brother to tell my mother what he had learned about babies that day. He said that daddy told him that babies come from the "baby corral".

I embarrassed myself at school one day when one of the boys boldly announced "girls have two bums, a back bum and a front bum" to which i replied "Its not a bum its my mary".

I used to believe that only men had hair anywhere on their body (besides their head). I still remember my confusion the first time I saw a picture of a naked lady in a girlie magazine when I was eight or nine. I thought her bush looked like something a man should have!

I used to believe…

When I was young I once saw my baby sister bathe and asked my mom why didnt she too have big breasts like mom. Mom told me she was a baby and her breasts had not grown yet. Being a boy I didnt bother to ask mom why I didnt have them because I knew only girls had the breasts.
SO one day while mom was changing her nappy I was really amamzed to find out that her uriniary organ had not grown too, comparing it to mine she didnt have one. And so very innocently I told mom, look her Pee has not grown too, I know why , because she is young.

I used to believe…

when i was little .. my parents referred to a girls privates as their flower .. untill i was 8 and my mum explained it to me ... i thought there was something extremely wrong because i didnt have an actual flower .....

I used to believe…

When I was around eight, I went to the doctor with my parents and while waiting for the doctor I was amusing myself by filling out different surveys from the magazines they provide. I filled out my name, age and so on, but when it came to sex I thought they were asking if I had participated in sex before. I of course put NO. I didn't no I had done anything funny until my mom tells the family what I did at our next family gathering.

I used to believe…

When I was younger, I used to believe that to get pregnant, all you had to do was kiss a LOT. So when there was this very false rumor that this boy and girl had been kissing (this was first grade bear in mind), I said, "They weren't kissing a lot, she's not pregnant!" That was pretty embarassing.

I used to believe…

When I was little, I would sleep in the same bed as my mom (my dad worked nights Mon-Fri) because I was too afraid to sleep in my own room. When I was five I found out that my mother was pregnant with a little girl. My mother said it was my little sister. I was baffeled by something, I thought that since I slept in the same bed as my mother that the baby was my daughter (obviously I didn't know about sex at the time). About three years later I was amazed after I asked that famous question "Where do babys come from?"! Unfortunetly my parents told the truth!

I used to believe…

When I was a little kid, I don't know why, but I thought when a woman had a baby, she would lay on her stomach and it came out of her butt. And when she was having a baby, the baby would trigger something in her neck muscle and she would be able to twist it around and see the baby coming out. Wierd huh?

I used to believe…

To tease my daughter who is 5 years old, I told her that we didn't really know if she was a girl or boy yet because a person doesn't grow a "boy private" until age six. She freaked at the possibility that she may turn into a boy and it took me a week to convince her otherwise.

i used to believe that if u(being a girl) went pee in a toilet after someone else (being a boy) you would make a baby in the toilet and it would live in the sewer without its mommy or daddy