sex

I used to believe…

When i was in 3rd grade someone asked me if i was a virgen and since i didn't kno what it ment i said no without knowing it ment u'd done it

I used to think (when I was very little... about 7 or so) that a guy's penis would be sort of stuck in a barbed fashion until fertilisation (unless you wore a condom). I think I was confusing humans with cats. Incidently my cat had a few kittens arouind that time.

I used to believe…

In the news, they were talking about a high-school teacher who was charged for 'sexual battery' and for having sexual relationship with a minor (a person who is not yet of legal adult), I thought that that sexual battery was using a battery as a sex toy and putting it inside on one's vagina or anus.

I used to believe…

When I was little I thought that boys had vaginas too even though I had to take baths with my brother. I just thought he was the only one in the world who had a penis. So anyway, when I was twelve I was at some boys house and he was in the bathroom and I had to come in 'cause I left something in there and had to get it out (can't remember what) I was confused why he wouldn't let me in, because when I was liitle, my sisters and my brother always let me in, so I didn't know why he woudn't (I'm a stupid girl). Anyway, eventualy, I came in and was shocked to see that he hada penis too! So I just thought that everyone got one when they got their period. This screwed up my whole idea about sex. Before this,m I thought that you could just get pregnant anytime, and "sex" had nothing to do with reproduction, that was just when you kissed naked with a boy. So I made a new theory: you couldn't get pregnant until you grew your penis (when you got your period) and the baby would come out the tip. For like a year, I was skeptical if I wanted to have a penis. I kinda liked my vagina. Well, it didn;t take to long to figure it out. I remember when at a family reunioun I started talking about it wit my cousin (who's my age) and my uncle (who's not much older than me). When they heard what I believed, they laughed so hard! I can remember my uncle just lauging so hard he couldn't breathe, my cousin didn't think it was that funny, but she laughed, They quickly told me the truth, I was so relieved. My uncle still makes fun of me for this.

I used to believe…

Until I was about five years old, I thought that babies were born wearing clothes.

I used to believe…

My parents were quite liberal and they simply told me the truth about sex from an early age, when I asked where babies came from. I remember being shown a children's sex education book with a cartoon of a man and woman copulating. I was already aware of the mechanics of menstruation by the time I was 5 or so, so the sight of a tampon never puzzled me. But for some strange reason my parents never mentioned condoms to me until I was about 14. When I found a condom for the first time I knew it had to do with sex, but it took me several years to figure out how it actually works. During that time I believed you were supposed to swallow it like a pill.

I used to believe autonecrophilia (sexual deviation, when you fantasize about yourself being dead) is sexual interest in car wrecks!

I used to believe…

When i was younger (about 12) I thought that "virgin" was a starsign (I was confusing it with "virgo") One day I was with my friend when her brother thought it would be funny to talk about sex. He asked if I was a virgin and I looked confused and said "No, im not! I heard they're the worst kind of people"

i used to think that pads were for peeing. for like old people. :|

I came from a very strict and prudish family. My parents still lived with my grandparents and for the first 10 years of my life we were a big, happy family. However, because of my grandparents presence, my parents never had THE TALK. Dammit... Anyway, one day (when I was about 17) I was permitted to go round to a friends house one day- a boy I'd known since I was 7. Of course, they didn't think anything could happen- they'd known him for so long they were sure he didnt know anything about sex either. But he didnt live with his grandparents and he knew ALL about it. Anyway, we were in his room listenin 2 music when he said 'dya wanna play dares?' So we did the usual stuff, shout tings out the window, empty the shampoo bottle on ur parents bed... when he said 'i dare you to give me a blowjob' so i agreed and went out the room. HE off course got 'it' out and er.... ready. MEanwhile I thought he wanted me to give him a cut and blowdry! I got scissors and hairdryers etc and was shocked 2 see his thing when i returned. He fainted when he saw the scissors adn I had to call and amulance. In the end it was the driver who gave me the talk. Needless to say I wasn't allowed to see the guy anymore...

I used to believe…

When I was a little, innocent kid I used to believe that people were having sex when they slept together. I mean, LITERALLY slep together. At christmas my mum and I would stay with my grandparents and share a bed but one year I refused because I thought I would get pregnant! Mum chose not to fill me in.... And I thought that if you really wanted to get preggers, putting the thing in the other thing was a sure fire way. Oh how stupid and naive I was....

I used to chat to my little brother about what to expect when he got his first period. I actually had him worried for awhile that he hadn't begun menstruating yet we he was about 10. My mom wasn't pleased. Best prank I ever pulled on him, though.

I was convinvced, after I learned about sperm, that men stored sperm in their mouths, and that women got pregnant by kissing.

I used to believe…

For some reason, I always used to think condoms and condiments were the same thing. So whenever someone asked if I'd like any condiments on my hot dog I would just laugh and say no.

I used to think that you got pregnant by kissing a lot. So when I heard my older sister made out for the first time, I cried!

i used 2 believe babies were born through your belly button