sex

i used to think that i was dropped from the sky out of a hot air balloon, landed on the wall in front of my parents' house and that was how they got me. i had this mental image of landing on the wall on my back, springing up and landing on my feet and then walking into the house where i grew up.

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When I was about six or seven I was just starting to learn about having babies, having sex, etc. When I asked if it hurt, my mom said that it was like going number 2. I remember being terrified of going number 2. in the bathroom because I always thought a baby was going to come out.

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Well my brother overheard my mom and me talking about how i had gotten my period for the first time, so my brother thought it was when women pee'd on their pants and blood came out of there butts but only women who had kids, i was shy when he asked me all of this so a agrred and until this year now his 13 he found out the truth. lol

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Not my Belief but my mom's: My mom knew what being pregnany was and that they eventually had a baby, but she had no idea how they got pregnant, her grandpa everytime they saw a pregnant woman, would say "opps, she swallowed a watermelon seed" so, for quite a while she believed this...

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My little sister (who is 13) came up to me the other day and said, "I used to think a blowjob was when a girl shaved a guys "thing" I felt bad for laughing, but I just couldn't see how she could have come up with that!!

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when i was pretty young, my father told me that anyone who masturbated would have their boobs fall off. fast forward a couple of years to sex ed (6th grade) where we could write anonymous questions to have them answered. it wasnt until the teacher read "is it true that if you masturbate your boobs will fall off?" and everyone, teacher included, started laughing, that i realized my dad was a big fat liar

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wen mi dad first told me how babies were made i werent really listening but he told me that sperm was like fishs so i thought that women stuck fish up their vaginas so wen my auntie got pregnant i sed wen did u go fishing? I totally confused everyone in the room and i thought that they didnt no how babies were made so i explained it to them. 32 years on and they still tease me about it!

i used to think that if a lady ate a magic peanut then she would grow a baby and get pregnant. i thought that the baby would grow at the bottom of the garden and wen it looked tasty enough she would eat it and then poo it out.

I asked my step sister one day what would happen if you ate a watermelon seed. She told me I'd get pregnant and a baby would grow inside me. When I didn't believe her, she said, "how do you think I got my kids?" I was too young to understand what sex was. I believed her till I ate one to see if it was true, because I wanted a baby of my own.

I used to believe that when a mommy and a daddy wanted to have sex, they would get naked together and kiss a lot and the magic would flow from the daddy into the mommy through the kiss and make a baby in the mommy's stomach, then nine months later the baby would come out of the mommy's vagina. but i also believed that if the mommy didnt want the baby just yet she could put it back until later. And the mother could do that whenever she wanted until the baby was too big to fit in her stomach anymore.

then when i was like six, i kissed this boy behind a garbage can and and i was like "oh yeah, i had sex!"

I used to think that you were just "blessed" with a baby, because people would always say "they were blessed with a baby etc." I thought that just anybody random people were blessed by god with a baby and became pregnat.

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When I was really little and starting asking my mother where babies came from she told me they came from dust. I came up the stairs one day and my mother was vacuuming under her bed. I started screaming and crying because I thought she was killing bunches of babies.

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when i was younger i used to think that a prostitute was a crippled person (because in titanic he says that a lady he knew was a one-armed prostitute)
imagine my mums face when i pretend to have a broken arm and say 'look, im a one-armed prostitute!'
yeah...
lol

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When I was little girl, I overhead family members discussing childbirth - how long the labour was, how much pain the woman had, etc. - and I thought I had figured out why the woman had pain: the baby was biting its way out through her body. OUCH!!

i used to believe that when two people got married, that when the man put the ring on the woman's finger, it made a baby begin to grow in her stomach then i thought the baby came out of the bellybutton so the mother had to pour food through her bellybutton to feed the baby while she was pregnant...

I had a very close friend growing up who did not belive in human reproduction at all. she thought that you could have a baby only if you prayed hard enough and were a good person. I pointed out that there were a lot of non-Christians who were still able to reproduce.