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I used to believe…

When I was little I thought I had everything figured out, including how babies were made. I thought that once two people were marrried that the priest who mrried them would hand them over a baby. I even tried this many times with no success, yet I still believed it. My teddy was my groom, the pig was the priest, and the rest of my stuffed animals were the audience. But I never did get my baby.

i believed that to make babies u just had 2 kiss, so i used to get real freaked when i kissed my daddy
goodnight.

I used to believe that a virgin was 5 lesbian women having sex because i saw a show about the spice girls and they said they were all virgin so i concluded that they were lesbian having sex and when they asked me in the 5th grade if i was a virgin i said ewww no!! lol

I used to believe…

When I was little I heard my brother talking about a blow job. I didn't know what it was and I didn't want to ask him, but I knew it had something to do with a man. So for the longest time I thought that it was when you put your butts up against each other and fart on each other. Wow I was so wrong, but its still funny.

I used to beleive that when a baby was born, you couldn't touch it because it's skin was so thin that you'd tear it, and it would bleed to death. I heard this from a TV show on discovery channel. I now remember that they were actually talking about some very premature-birthed babies, but the word "premature" was beyond my understanding at the time. So I thought this was the case with all babies. When I said this in 1st Grade, the teacher finally corrected me.

I used to believe…

When I first learned what a period was, I understood the whole 'blood' part, but I was convinced it was only going to be a speck or two. I was scared to death thinking I might start my period and never even know it. At age eleven, this was proven wrong. Sadly. God, how I WISH it would go by unnoticed!

I used to believe…

When I first learned what a french kiss was (which was like, 5 or 6) I didn't know it was really only for lovers and stuff. I remember french kissing my mom that day (I didn't see anything wrong with it) and she was like "What are doing?" I just told her it was a french kiss and she said i shouldn't do it. lol. Sometimes I think about it and pray that she never remembers it to tell anybody. Yeah, I was pretty stupid

I used to believe…

When I was little I thought oral sex was just talking dirty to eachother. I also thought that when people had sex, the guy would put his penis in the girl's pee hole. I didn't know about the the other one yet... lol

I used to believe…

when i was a kid i got told that inorder to get pregnant a woman had to go to santa and ask if he would give her a baby for christmas probably because my sister was born 1 week before christmas and was brought home on christmas day :\

I used to believe…

when i was a kid i thought babys came out of peoples bellybuttons and that men could too

i used to think that when the mom was showiring the baby would just fall out of her butt

I used to believe…

Well it wasn't my belief....but my cousin is about 3 years older than my brother (whome is 9 years older than me...so obviously this is just a story i've been told many many times)...well my cousin (a girl) happened to see my mum changing my brothers diaper and saw his scrotum & penis...she ran out of the room screaming...when her mother finally calmed her down she said "Mommy mommy look...Matt's got an Udder!"...it was just udderly adorable from what i hear (get it...udderly...hehe)...anyways...so for years she thought that boys were really cows...and she wouldn't eat beef or hamburgers...thinking that it was really 'boy meat'.....my cousin has never lived that down....and i just HAD to tell y'all about it...hehe

I used to think that if a girl kissed, she would become pregnant

I used to think that you kept the plastic part on the tampons when you put them in. That is why I never used to wear them. lol

I used to believe…

When I was in 5th or 6th grade and had heard the word 'orgasm' but didn't know what it meant, I figured it meant some kind of organ in your body or something. So one day when I heard these two girls talking about orgasms in class one day, I happily joined in and said, "Yeah, well I think Kidneys are better than orgasms! Orgasms don't really do anything, and kidney's have a funner name!"

I used to believe…

Once when i was twelve I had a dream I was prergnant and the dream was so vivid so for a few days I actually believed I might be pregnant


STUPID ME!