sex

I used to believe…

when i was in elementary school the son of my friends parents kissed me on the mouth, the next day at school i was convinced that i was pregnant and i started to wonder how i would break the news to my parents, and how mad they would be at me for having a baby when i was only 8 or 9.

I used to believe…

When i was little I used to think that babies came from your belly button and I was afraid to get older casue then i would have to have a baby from my belly button.

i used to believe that condoms were balloons.

I used to believe…

Once wen I was about 4 I walkd past my brotha's bedroom n weird ooh aah noises were comin out so I askd wat was goin on n he sed dat he was watchin a vid of peepl havin sex,makin babies.the next day I saw a tenis match n they wer makin da same noises so I figurd they wer havin sex.Then my dad came in and sed look Venus is wining so I thought winning meant dat she had more babiesThen my dad sed look shes winning 40 love n I thought he was callin me love,so I sed wat is she gonna name al her babies then?

Logic...eh?

I used to believe…

when i was about 13 or 14 i youst to belive when a man and a woman had sex the man would put his penis in a womans vagina and if it was big it would come out her butt-hole now that i have gotten older and try it for myself i have found out that i was really stupid

I thought that if you continued to masturbate after you started your periods, then you'd get pregnant. I stopped for a whole 3 months!

I used to believe…

One day my brother came out of the shower with a towel over his parts as he always did. This time the towel came off and I was shocked at what I saw. I thought guys only had a penis, never heard or saw testicles. So when i asked him about it he said it was to store sperm and when u get hit there it hurts. I said ok and gave hima hard punch right there!!! For all those times he made fun me. I certainly got my revenge!

i used 2 think that people made babies just by kissing each other

I used to believe…

when i was little i was at my sisters friends house with her and my sis and my brother and we were outside and i saw a condom laying on the ground and i asked my brother what it was and he said you put it one your thumb when you shoot a gun so u dont get blisters

I used to believe…

When I was young, I used to believe that moms get pregnant when parents slept on the same bed and rubbed their feet together. It was not until I was 12 I realised.. oh.. wait a minute, I'm missing something here :)
P.S : I NEVER believed that stork bull****, always knew they were hiding the feet-rubbing thing from me :D

I used to believe…

When I was little I asked my mom how I got out of her stomach and she told me she had a C-section. I didn't understand what that was, and I thought she meant sea section. So until I was about 9, when I found out the true meaning, I thought I was born on a ship.

I used to believe…

In 4th grade I believed you had sex with a girl in her butt. I really didn't know there was three holes yet...

I used to think a woman gave birth by the doctor cutting her stomach open, i had no idea that there was more than two holes down there...

I used to believe…

my grandma told me that babys came out of ure belly button and i belived her

I used to believe that when a woman got her period, she had it every day and when it happened to me i would have to steal pads because it would be very expensive

i used to believe that me and my two older brothers were all in my mom's womb at once and that her giving birth to us was like a card game.who ever lost first would be out! in other words, my oldest brother wasnt a good card player!