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When i was 5 i thought babbies came out of your butt, and every time you poop the hole got bigger so you could have a babby.
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I used to believe that the baby came out of the female's posterior.
I used to believe that just getting married got a woman pregnant.
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My friend Anthoney always wondered how guys were supposed to get erections when a girl wanted to have sex because he thought that they just came randomly and wondered how he was ever supposed to time it right. (he figured it out later in life)
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Growing up, my mom always wanted us to use our towels 2-3 times before getting a new one. For the longest time, I believed that I could get pregnant by accidentally using my brother's towel. It grossed me out and scared me to death so I would always make sure my towel was totally different from his and if they touched on the rack, I'd only barely use it - just in case.
I used to beleive that humans were not from storks or anything else I thought that parents wrote a letter to the president and asked permission to have a kid and if granted they would flush the toilet and out came a baby, but when they took a crap and flushed the babys in the pipeswould eat it.
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I used to think that when women gave birth the baby would just come directly outta the stomach. Like the stomach would just rip open or something hehe.
I used to think having a boner just meant having a penis hehe.
I was told that I came out of my mom's stomach (which I did-- I was a C-section). I thought that all babies came out of there mother's stomachs. I'm not sure when I learned the truth.
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When I was little, I used to believe that when a mother and a father wanted to have a child, they would pray to God for hours and hours while kissing each other.
Hmmmm...
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One of those tampon comerciacas came on and I turn to my mom ( i was 8) and say why do they have commcials for the dot at the end of the sentence?
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When I was four, my mother was pregnant with my little sister. She was about 8 months along when I asked my dad, "Why is mommy so fat?" His answer to me was that she swallowed a watermelon seed and that it was growing in her stomach. I didn't eat watermelon again until 5th grade when the nurses came in and taught us about babies.
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When I was little I played with an older boy who taught me the word vagina but didnt tell me what it was. For some reason, I associated this word with 'china' and assumed THAT to be the chandalliers in a lamp shop my family visited one day. Loud as I could I pointed to the chandalliers and said " Look at all the Vaginas!" My parents started howling laughing and took me out of the store, confused as I was, to explain what a vagina was.
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when i was young i woundered what that machine was in the toilet so i asked my dad he told me it was chewing gum . i was disgusted at the price and whent round telling people that the chewgumin the toilet was a rip off
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When I was younger I thought that when a woman was pregnant she would feed her baby through her belly button!
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When I was 5 or 6, I thought that my Mom's 'panty liners' were meant to be stuck on her hips, in order to cushion against the effect of the elastic in the waste band rubbing against and iritating her skin.
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When I was 4, my mom was pregnant with my little sister. At first I told them that they couldn't have the baby--I was the baby of the family afterall, and I wasn't about to be replaced! But I ended up really wanting to have a little sister, and got really protective of her when she was still inside my mom. As my mom was nearing the end of her pregnancy and was really showing (this was probably in the last 4 weeks before she had her), I insisted on going to into the bathroom with my mom every time that she needed to use the toilet. I was really afraid that if she wasn't careful, the baby would fall out and she would flush the toilet and not realize that she had lost the baby! So every time she was done, I made her let me check the toilet to make sure the baby wasn't in there before she could flush! (All in all, I really can't believe my mom put up with me!)
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I used to believe that when you had your first period blood would run out like it does on a sink.
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when i was litle i asked my mom how kids are born.she said that they are made when 2 organs unite. i imagined them as some sort of tentacles coming out of the sides of my parents, so i used to sleep between them so that they wouldn't make me a little brother/sister
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When I was a small boy, I had a friend over, and we were playing an we stumbled upon my mothers wedding ring, I decided to put it on, after I did, my friend exclaimed, "HaHa! Now your pregnant!" fortunately, my parents had told me about sex when I was five, so I knew otherwise, but I still thought that you you just rubbed your "things" together, without any form of penetration, I believed this for a couple of years.