sex

I used to believe…

When I was in first grade a boy down the street told me that the purpose of testicles was to spin really fast so that our urine would have velocity. This was my going theory for at least a year.

I used to believe…

When I was in second grade, I used to think that the way to "fertilize" with your opposite sex is only when you kiss them, touch them and tongue them(EXCEPT intercourse and oral lol). So that's why I never try to be close with the boys because I think they'd get me pregnant. This kept going till 6th grade when everybody received some kind of sex education. lol if you know what I mean....of course i lost my innocence. heh

I used to believe…

In kindergarten my nieghbor told me that a vagina was called a "woo" and so up until 2nd grade I thought thats what it was called.

i used to believe if i played with my penis to much it wall fall off. and i'd be a girl
WEIRD

I used to believe…

When I was little and asked my mother the key question most children eventualy do, "mommy, where do babies come from?" she had told me that when mommies want a baby they press there belly button and the baby just appears... So, after she told me that, i think i must have pressed my belly button for weeks afterwords.

i was maybe 6 or 7 at the time and went looking in my parents drawers because they had hidden my favorite toy. i had stumbled upon something...there were a bunch of colorful "thingies" wrapped up individually. i always thought they were candy, up until about 5th grade, when i learned what a condom was.

I used to believe…

When I was younger my cousin once told me that boys had two testicles because one was filled with pee and the other was filled with tadpoles that made babies! I believed him for years, and always wished I could get the peeing one cut off so I didn't have to go to the toilet anymore!

I used to think that babies are a result of kissing and getting close with a person of another sex. So usually when i get back to my mom's hometown, i don't mix with my other cousins so much.

I used to believe…

When i had my first period, i wasnt really prepared so my Mom had to go buy me some of my own pads, my sister who was a very curious little girl snuck into the closet and found the pads, later that year my family was having a get-together and my sister blurtted out to me, "Sissy! Do you still have to wear those diapers?" I laugh now, but back then I was so embarassed!

I once went in my mom's drawers and i found a condom. I thought it was glove with only with one finger. I told somone and they laughed. Then I thought I was gonna get in trouble. I was only like 7.

I used to believe…

When I was nine, my older, much wiser best friend Lisa told me a lot of Sex Facts; such as a man has to pee inside you to make a baby. Since my mom never told me anything about sex, I believed that until I learned differently in school, a couple of years later.

I used to believe…

When I was around twelve, (I was kinda slow) I thought that sanitary napkins were for women that can't hold there bladder. I was at my relatives house joking with my uncle. I called him a big woman, and said he should not forget to get his maxi pads. I thought it was funny, but when my mom asked me what I thought they were for, and she corrected me, I actually laughed harder.

I used to believe…

Well, this is actually something my friend told me.
When she was 11 and in the 6th grade and I was in the 7th she went to the bathroom during lunch and saw blood in her underwear. Since it was her first time, she didn't realize what it was and ran out crying and telling everyone she was going to miss them until this girl's like what's wrong. my friend told her that she was gonna bleed to death and when the girl told her the truth she got really embarrased cause all the boys heard too.

i used to believe that while two people were having sex a baby would automatically just pop out of the female!

I used to believe…

After masturbating a bit, I tried to imagine how sex must be. I assumed that men's penises couldn't be much bigger than my index finger because it hurt to try and stick more than one finger up there--how would "it" even fit?
When I got curious and sought out pornography, I was SHOCKED at the size of penises, and TERRIFIED about having sex. I was just certain my future husband would find out I was too small to accomodate him. I thought I was a total freak because my vagina was too small.

I had trouble understanding how a condom stayed on; wouldn't it just roll right off again? I imagined them much like nylon knee-highs, with a little bit of rubber and a scrunchy bit at the top so that it would stay on. I thought this until I was fifteen and a guy friend stuck a green condom in my purse. Later, when I was emptying it out, I got a shock and hid it away for ages so that my parents wouldn't see. Examining it through the package, and reading the side showed me how it actually works. I still have that condom, fully wrapped.