sex

I believed that you could get pregnant from sitting on the toilet seat after a man used it. And that if you went to the bathroom after a man that hadn't flushed, and the water splashed you, you would be pregnant from it.

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When I was little I was nervouse about growing breats. I wondered how in the world grown women walked around with these 2 "balloons" in they're shirts. For some reason I thought my chest would feel really heavy or that they would bounce around uncontrollably when I ran. Like they would just be all over the place

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when I was about three i used to take baths and get erections. I used to think that i got one because a little skeleton walking around my body gave my penis a bone. I guess i had an overactive imagaination.

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My sister told me once when i was 9 that masturbation meant wiping your bum after you had been to the loo, she told me to ask dad what it was if i didn't believe her and i couldn't understand why she was laughing so much. So i asked him and he went into a rather detailed explaination about it all, i was rather embarrased after that but my sister was worse as she was sitting next to me in the car when i asked him LOL!

i had a friend that had two older borthers. his older brothers had him convinced that he would get his period when he reached puberty. and when he was in middle school he got hit in the kidney while playing football and because of it he peed blood for a day or so, and he announced to everyone that he had finally gotten his period

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When my mother was pregnant with me, she worked in a day care. One of the little boys came up to her with a baseball and asked her why her tummy was so big. She told him that she had a baby inside her. The boy looked up at her and asked "Well, can you let him out to play?"

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Sometimes when I was a little kid, I would play with my self(and I don't mean playing a game by myself)and my parents would tell me never to do that. I knew nothing about sex or masturbation at this age, so I though that my parents didn't want me doing this simply because it was unsanitary.

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Ok here is the story....when i was about 6 my mom had two condoms in her purse....i foud them and took them out. i had no clue what they were so i open the package. I went to my mom (she was sleep) "Mom can i blow up your balloons?" she mumbled "Yea sure whatever just leave me alone" I was a happy little somebody for a minute. I put my mouth on it and noticed it had a peppermint flavor. Yes, it was peppermint!!!!!!!! I licked it all over and blew it up. 1 hour later my mom sees the comdom package on the floor and i had an older sister she thought it was her she came yelling "What is this" i get up and show her the ballon I blew up "Mommy, Moommy i blew up your balloon. She laughs until this day.........

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whenever I knew my parents were "doing the naughty", I never understood exactly what they were doing.. all I heard was my mom and I used to believe she was having a baby.

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When I was about six or seven, I heard the word "raped" on TV. So I asked my mother and she said "When someone is forced to do something." Later that evening watching TV, a man shouted at his son "Turn that music off now!" and I laughed and said "That kid just got raped." Oh how wrong I was...

I had my first period when I was 10 years old, and thought that was it - you never got one again. So, one day I proudly announced in front of my Nan and Grandad, two aunts and my mum, "Hey guess what?! I don't have to wear sanitary pads any more!!!"

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when i was about five years old mom told me and my sister how babies were made. i replied "you and dad did that TWICE" with a discusted look on my face. (she has two children) she just replied "yes"

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My parents would not let us watch TV at nights in Europe cuz they said there was Sex on TV. As a result, I thought that Sex was invented on TV/Media. I thoguht people learned sex through watching TV so sex must have been something new that was going on.

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When I was like, 7 or 8 or so, I thought both "condo" and "condom" were both abbreviations of "condominium". I also didn't know what a condominium was either so I asked my mom, " Mom, what's a condom?" Lucky me, my dad was in the bathroom. My mom was like, "What? Oh, ummmmmm..." I never got my answer. Heh heh.

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When I was little I used to think that girls came out of their moms as boys but the doctor would cut their penis off ... wow i was a pirvirted kid when i was growing up

I asked my mom how do people get babies out of their tummy, she said they need to squeeze the baby out like they're pooping. I thought pregnant women have to check the toilet bowl and make sure if the baby is born or not before flushing.