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I used to believe…

When I was 7 and my parents brought my baby brother home from the hospital for the first time, I noticed something as my mom changed his diaper on the living room floor. As the oldest of three girls, I had never seen a naked boy before, so I asked, "Mommy, why does he have that red balloon between his legs?"

I used to believe…

for some reason i thought being a virgin meant you had never had a sex-change operation and ran around the neighbourhood asking all the teenagers if they were virgins until mmy mother made me stop

I used to believe…

When I started learning about the goodies on women, I would try looking down the TV screen on those commercials that had women in the shower (shampoo, shaving cream etc) because I thought you could see 'more'.

I used to believe…

when I was young, about 7 years old, I took out the trash. As a little boy, i was interested in anything electronic. There was a flashlight on the top of the trash. I took it to my mom and I asked her why she tossed out the flashlight when I could fix it. She told me they didn't make batteries for this kind of flashlight any more. I asked her if I could keep it and play with it, since it was shaped kind of like a rocket ship. She told me "no" and proceeded to toss it away herself. It wasn't until years later I found out it was a vibrator.

i had this wierd thought occur with me when i was about 6 that puberty was when little girls turned into men and little boys turned into women. it was something i thought about and eventually started believing. the thought of me turing into a man was horrible and i fretted about it all the time. i also saw my mom without her pants on and figured that she had hair down there because she was hiding her boy penis and thats why i didnt have any hair (i did not have a penis)

very sad and disturbing i know :)

I used to believe…

When I was about 4 or 5, my mom told me that babies came from "a little seed inside mommy's tummy". Sometime afterwards I attempted to make my 6 yr old sister have a baby so I tried to push an apple seed in her belly button!

I used to believe…

When i was about 9 years old, my friend joey would constantly make jokes about masterbating (maybe he just discovered it who knows)he would make the hand gesture of "beating off" but i thought for a very long time after that boys got pleasure from punchin themselves hard and repeatedly in the penis...

hahah boy, i was WAAAY off.

I used to believe I was the only one in the world that could pleasure myself. This was before I had an inkling of a clue what masturbation was. I would invision myself getting on the news becasue this incredible buy could have sex with himself.

I used to believe…

When we were all 12 or so and getting our periods for the first time there was one girl in our group who hadn't started yet and as it was a big thing for the rest of us we were constantly talking about it...so once all of us had started but one she came to me one day and told me she had her period and could she borrow a pad. I asked her a little later how it was and she said it was alright but the pad was sticking to her and made it uncomfortable to walk...she'd stuck it to herself and not her underpants.
As it turned out she was so desperate to be just like the rest of us that she pretended to have her period but had no idea what to do....Were we really that clicky back then?

I used to believe…

When we were about 12-13 years old one of the girls in my little group had a few days in a row of really greasy stinky hair...we staged an intervention and she confessed to us that her mum told her that she can't wash her hair when she has her period. She couldn't actually give us a reason why but I suppose some kids listen to what their parents tell them...*SHOCK*!!!!!

I used to believe…

When I was around 10 I saw an ad on the side of a bus that said "use condoms", but I read it as "used-condoms". So over the years I tried to understand this concept of "used condoms". I imagined it was only in San Francisco(where I saw the ad), maybe it had to do with AIDS, and why does no one else know about "used-condoms"? I saw a news report on condoms being passed out on the street in San Francisco of course I assumed that it had to do with "used-condoms". So as I got older and understood the usage of condoms I could never ever understand WHY I saw a sign that read "used condoms", and I just forced the question to the back of my mind. Untill sometime in my early 20's it surfaced and I realised,"OH- use condoms, NOT used-condoms". I had even started using condoms at the age of 13!, and still couldn't understand why I saw that ad. I laughed my head off!

I used to believe…

When I was about 5-10, I used to think that when a girl went through puberty her vagina split open, but before she went through puberty it was just a small unopened sack.

I developed when I was young (about 9), so when I started getting boobs, I thought it was because I had breast cancer and tumors were growing inside of my chest. I was scared for two years until we had our first sex-ed class in 5th grade.

I used to believe…

when i was in grade school a friend asked if i was a 'virgin'. i had never heard of the term before but i didnt want to ask. it sounded like horoscope sign to me (virgo) so i said no. i immediately knew i gave the wrong answer when i had to beg the girl not to tell everyone.

I used to believe that having sex made you gain weight. I got this from the movie "VisionQuest" where Matthew Modine had sex with Linda Fiorentino and then had to make weight for a wrestling match.

I used to believe…

When I was Young I thought Giving A Blowjob is a lady washing your car