sex

I used to believe…

This is not my belief, but my step-cousin's:

When my step-mother was pregnant with my half-sister Alice, my step-cousin was fascinated by the whole affair, and couldn't wait for Alice to come out so she could play with her. Evetually it was explained to my step-cousin that Alice mightn't be able to do all the exciting things she wanted to do with her at first - that, in fact, when she was born, Alice wouldn't even be able to walk.

"That's alright," declared my step-cousin, without much concern. "If she doesn't have any legs, I'll carry her!"

I used to believe that the woman's vagina was buried somewhere beneath that mound of hair; it had to be, because it never showed up in my cousin's magazines he took from his father.

I used to believe…

When I was in 5th grade, I told my best friend; Alicia (man, I hope she reads this), that I wanted to be the doctor that delivers babies when I grew up. She told me that I was stupid and couldn't do that because the baby would get confused when it came out about who its mom was because I�m a girl.

I used to believe…

When I was around 10 I used to think that a woman's vagina is located somewhere in the pubic hair, like the lower part of stomach. Pr0n mags can be educational too, so I didn't have to ask it from no one =)

I always thought that after a couple has married and wanted children they would have to kiss eachother for a very long time untill they felt a little seed from the father go through the mother then the mother would have to swallow the seed to have the baby. Then after 9 months the mothers stomach would just blow up and pop comes out the baby. Thank God that i learned about Sex 101 when i was 9!

i used to think that girls were born with little tiny babies in their stomach and that when they became adults the baby would grow unitl time to give birth. i believed this until about 9 or 10.

I used to believe…

When I was pregnant a couple years ago, my 4 yr old daughter thought that I would explode when the baby was born. She was quite relieved to hear that it didn't work that way, though I didn't go into great detail about the way it really happens.

I used to think that Gas Stations would make you pay for paper towels to dry your hands and the Condom machines where their dispensers. I told my Dad in disbelief. I thought; "How could the Gas Station owners be so cheap." After he finally figured out what I was talking about, he laughed and that spawned "The Talk". Now I know, Paper Towels are expensive and Gas Station owners don't make a lot of money. :)

I used to believe…

For as long as I can remember, I have always known that boys and girls had different parts "down there" however, until I was about 12, I had no idea what the male private parts looked like.

Until I was about 7, I had never heard anyone refer to a males "balls" so I though that men just had a penis, and that was it.

Then once I had heard about men having "balls" I thought that men had a penis, then near the tip of the penis, there was one ball on each side. Then when I was 12, curiosity got the best of me, and I looked it up online and found out just how wrong I had been.

(1955)I was about nine years old, sitting in the back seat and enjoying a casual drive with my mother and her friend on a warm, Sunday afternoon. We happened passed a large building within a hospital complex where I noticed, carved on its cement surface in large capital letters, was the word, "ADMINISTRATION". I recalled something I read from my, "Everything a Boy Should Know About Sex", book and wanting to show off my knowledge, I shouted out, "Mom, I know what that building is! That's where women go every month!"

I used to believe that when you started your period it was just minute. So I started my period at church and thought no more about it (I was 11)when I went to the restroom there was blood in my panties so I said no big deal. So I went back to sit down. When church was over I got up and blood was all on the seat and my close. I was embarrased to tell someone.

I used to believe…

My sister and I thought that when girls were born, they already had a baby inside them and that they would start growing when you became a grown up. So needless to say, we washed our abdomens extremely well, thinking that we were keeping the baby clean.

I used to believe…

a few months ago, my mom had just got done talking to my sister about periods and she told her that women can get their periods at around age nine and I walked in. my sister proudly tells me that she si going to have her period at 9 o'clock. i wondered what my mom had told her.

I used to believe…

When I was little I used to think that little girls had little penises hidden in the "flaps." THis is wierd because I am a girl.I was in for a bit of a shock when I went to sex ed.

i used to think that condoms looked like round little plastic circles that was put over the penis and that if it fell off then you would be pregant.

I used to believe…

This is more of a story. When I was little I would go into my mom and dad's bedroom in the middle of the night. I would sleep at the foot of the bed. Well one night i went to sleep in their room and apparently they did not notice. Well later they were having sex and I didn't even open my eyes I just yelled "Stop bouncing on the bed." Thank God I don't remember this. They only tell me the story