sex

I used to believe…

When I was in elementary school I still didn't know how do people reproduce - I knew nothing about getting pregnant and producing semen, all I knew was that baby is born in woman's stomach. So no wonder I thought that people had 'invented' sex because had discovered that males have penises and females have slits so as they were perverted they started playing inserting penis into that slit. How good I didn't tell somebody about my 'revelations'!

i used to believe that when you ate hotdogs your boobs would grow!

I used to believe…

In 2nd grade we were studying spelling words and on the list and one of the words was "condominium" (i think that's how you spell it). I thought the meaning was the meaning to condom, and that it was just a typo. Soo...it got my turn and i had to stand up and spell then give the definition of condominium; i spelled it c-o-n-d-o-m. and said this for the definition, "i'm not sure what the meaning of condom is but you put it on hoses"

I used to believe when I was really little that babies came out of my mom's belly button. I found out the REAL truth when I was 10.

I used to believe…

When I was younger my mom told me that you can only have babies after you are married, so I always imagined her when she was getting married to my dad in this big church, after the guy said, "you may kiss the bride" They would kiss and then my mom would walk over near the wall where they had this big wooden table, and while she was still in her wedding dress, she would lay down and then the priest guy would come over and cut her stomach open and just take out a baby ( and the baby already had clothes on ) and then my mom told me that they staple her stomach back up so then I imagined the priest with this lil mini stapler stapling her stomach back up.....I can't believe I thought that!

I used to believe…

When my grandma was young she thought if she wore a [ad she would get he period sooner.

I used to think that to have a baby, men penetrated the woman's belly button. This was of course done by doing lining up perpendicular to the woman, and doing pushups into her belly button. I also figured that was why we did pushups in school. For training!

I used to believe…

WHEN I WAS ABOUT 7, I WAS HELPING MY MOM CLEAN MY PARENTS ROOM. I FOUND A CONDOM AND I ASKED HER WHAT IT WAS. SHE WAS HESITANT AND TOLD ME THEY WERE RAT KILLERS. THEN WHEN I WAS 12, I SAW A CONDOM IN ITS WRAPPER AND REALIZED I HAD BEEN LIED TO!

I used to believe…

My younger sister used to think that a cow's udder was actually 4 penis'. She went round telling everyone that a cow had 4 penis'. She liked doing it when I had to walk around with her.

I used to belive that the guy had to do all the "work" to have a boy baby, and the girl had to do all the "work" to have a girl baby. of course, I really didn't know what this "work" was.

I used to believe that God automatically put a baby in a womans belly when she got married.

I used to believe…

When I was about seven I thought you bled out of your breasts on your period.

Until I was eleven,I thought once you had your period you ALWAYS had it every single day until menopause.

I used to believe…

When I was little I thought that as soon as I got married I would automatically become pregnant (yes I am a girl if my nickname has confused you =p)

i used to think that your period came out of your armpit. i have no clue why!

I used to believe…

when i was younger my older sister and her friend were talking about their periods, and when i heard that you just keep bleeding i thought that it hurt really bad, and i started crying and they had to calm me down.

I used to believe that you could get pregnant if you sat on a chair after a man sat there so I would refuse to sit in a chair that my dad or brothers sat in.