sex

I used to believe…

When I was in 5th grade, a kid got in trouble for calling one of the girls in my class 'gay'. Later at recess, one of my friends asked me if I knew what it meant, and I told her I didn't. She started boasting about how 'gay' meant a 'stupid person', so I went around for a year thinking gay people were just really stupid people.

i used to think my testicles were where the wee-wee was kept

I used to believe…

that Swingers Clubs were somewhere where adults danced with people that weren't their partners. My friends were teasing me for some reason about being in a Swingers Club (which of course i wasnt) and i couldnt understand why going to a dancing club was so bad!
Then in college i got the bravery to ask my friend what it was...

...lets just say i was rather shocked.

I used to believe that babies came out of a woman's stomach, that the skin would just break and the baby would come out that way. I would stuff pillows and baby dolls up my shirt when I was little, and would act like they were coming out of my stomach when I "had them"

I used to think that sex was when a man and a woman just get naked and the man humps the woman.I didn't know about ejaculation or anything.PLus I thought that they said S-E-X all through it.

I used to believe that woman had to eat alot to get pregant. Thats all they had to do was eat alot because well.....i can't explain why i thought that.....

I used to believe that condoms didn't roll out, that you had to unroll them and pull them on, rather than rolling it back.

I used to believe…

When I was younger, I thought that when you gave a blow job you would actually blow on it!

I used to believe…

My mom was married twice. My older brother & sister came from the first and I came from the second. So, I thought you needed different husbands for different children. Since I wanted a lot of children, I thought I needed lots of husbands. So, I would go to all the adult male friends of my parents and ask them to be my husband when I was older.

I used to believe that babies came out of the mother's thigh. I have no idea why.

I used to believe that to have a baby the mother would go to a vending machine. There would be two vending machines, a lady vending machine, which was pink, and a man vending machine, which was blue, and the mother would put a coin into each and out would pop a jellybean. Then the mum would eat both jellybeans (blue and pink) and nine months later she would press her tummy button and out popped the baby!
I had a weird imagination.

I used to believe that when you were married to someone, it was required you have a baby. I also noticed that you wore a ring when you were married. So, being the bright child I was, I thought that inside the woman's wedding band was a small needle containing a special kind of chemical. This chemical made her have a baby. I thought that you had to get a new ring to have a new child. "Wow... Children really are expensive", I said after seeing a diamond ring commercial.

I used to believe…

when i was young i used to think your perents bought different parts of you from a shop. one day i said to my mum why didnt you buy buy me a better pair of legs, that was the point when i really found out where babies came from a bush!!!!
yes they did tell me the truth eventually

I used to believe…

when i was younger i thought that you came out flat when you were born. then the doctor "blew" you up to inflate you. and.... you know the thing you blow in to inflate a floatie? well i thought that wether he left that out or pushed it in determined the sex... man was i smart!

I used to believe…

When I was about 3 years old, I asked my mother how I was born. She told me which body part came out first. I didn't have any clue exactly what it meant, but I knew that I must have been born in this order. When she was done I asked her "How did the doctor put me back together again?" I honestly believed that I was born in seprate pieces and was put together one limb my limb.

I used to believe that I was found in a dumpster as a baby, and that's where I came from.