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I used to think that women got pregnant if she and a man sat beside each other close enough when I was about 4. This was soon discovered by my sister when I watched The Lion King movie, and when I saw Simba and Nala standing beside each other in one scene, I said, "They better be careful! They might accidentally have babies!" She then explained that that's not how women got pregnant. I was very confused for years after that.

I used to believe…

When i was younger i used to think that babies came out of the belly button( boy was i wrong)

I used to believe sex would hurt and that babys came from a stork. I thought I would never give a blow job, also. Man, was I wrong!

I used to believe…

My mom, my friend and I were sitting around the kitchen table.
My mom said to me "What would you like for your birthday?"
I looked at my friend who was wearing a lepord skin hat and said "A lesbian hat!"

Hey, I was 6, give me a break

I used to believe children were randomly born in different ways.I thought I grew out of the ground like a plant.My big brother told me babies weren't born with clothes on and I thought that he was born without clothes on and I was born with clothes on so he was just jealous

I used to believe…

Throughout my teenage years, I thought that when people had sex, they just lay still. I didn't know about the um, pumping action, until I got married!

I used to believe…

when i was 16, my friend told me and a few other friends that she wanted to get a clitoris peircing. everyone around said it would hurt, and i just sat there and then said "well where is it?" and she said "in your vagina. it what gives you an orgasm." she was being really nice to tell me this, then i sat there and thought, and figured i must not have one, because i would have known if i had ever had an orgasm, so i blurted out "oh. well i dont have one." im 19 now...and she still laughs about it :)

I used to believe you omly had a period for a few days, then it would stop. When I heard that it was a lot longer, I going crazy! LOL!!!

I thought that babies WERE in your stomach for 9 months, then you just lifted up your shirt and the baby would just be there and you would go oh look the baby came out!

i used to think that i was born in a glass bottle !!

I used to believe…

When I was little, I though that a prostitute was a female lawyer... It just sounded so official. So I used to tell people that when I grew up I wanted to be a prostitute. My dad wasn't so proud...

I used to believe that you could just say you wanted a baby, (only when adult) then the next day, it would apear magically.

I used to believe…

When I was little, and was first exploring down there, All I was able to feel was my clitoris, and I thought I secretly had a penis and was really a boy.

I used to believe…

Babies came out of the mother's belly button!

I used to believe…

my mother and aunt shared this belief with me right after the subject of periods were brought into conversation when i was 13. my aunt was a year older than my mother and when she was younger, her own mother had bought a large quantity family sized pack of pads and suddenly they all went missing within a week. when asked why there were so many gone, my aunt replied that the girls at school told her if she didn't change her pad enough, she would get pregnant!

I used to believe…

Once I kissed my stuffed animal and rubbed it against my belly as i was supposed to be going to sleep that night (a teddy bear) I was prolly about 4 or 5, and I was scared to death right after I was pregnant. I dropped the bear on the floor ran to my bed and cried myself to sleep. I was so scared my parents were going to find out that how much of a terrible child I was for not being married first and how they would feel having a bear as a grandchild.