sex

I used to believe…

When I was about 6 I went into a hotel toilet with my mother. It was a fairly posh place and they had bowls set up on the counter next to the plants. The bowls held very nicely wrapped complimentary condoms. With the sweet tooth I still have I immediately thought they were sweets and proceeded to nearly empty one of the bowls into my pocket. Later on while we were driving in the car I whip out one of my lollies and start to unwrap it excited for the free sweets I'd found. My mother nearly had a heart attack then almost died of laughter.

I used to believe…

when i was little about 5 years i walked in on my sister in the bathroom.I noticed that she didnt have anything down there. Me, being a boy asked her how she urinated she didnt say anything so then on i thought girls urinated out of there butts.

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When I was little, I overheard my mother telling her friend that my cousin Dorothy was going to have a baby. I asked how that could happen, since Dorothy had no husband. My mother whispered that "Dorothy was a bad girl." From then on, I tried to be really good because if I wasn't, I would get a baby and everyone would know I was a "bad girl!"

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When I was about four, I noticed that there were these things that were wrapped up like sweets, but shaped like pills (well, to four year old me, anyway) but they were huge for pills, and I didn't know how you could swallow them. Somehow I knew they were Mum's, not Dad's. I think I assumed they were either pills that only grown-up women got to take (taking pills seemed like a much more interesting activity when I was four, probably because you're not allowed to take many) or that they were sweets taht were for grown-up women only. I think I knew what Lillets were by the time I was 9 or 10, but I don't think I connected tampons with these weird pill things for years later. I didn't still think that that's what they were, it's just that I didn't remember my old belief and connect it with the tampons for a while.

I used to believe that blue babies were babies who held their bereath too long. My best friend told me she and her dad were born blue, her sister was purple and her mom was green. I looked at baby pics of myself and told her I was pink.

I used to believe for quite a long time that lesbians only lived in the USA (I'm Dutch), because I only saw them in American movies. It took a few years to help me understand that there where lesbians all over the place and that Americans have a very strange sence of humor.

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When I was in 2nd grade, I saw 2 dogs that were both facing different directions trying to walk away but their butts seemed to be stuck together. I asked my parents why and they told me very honestly that the dogs were having sex and had gotten stuck together. But they didn't tell me that it doesn't happen to people.
So a little later on in life, my mom told me that I should wait to have sex until I get married. Because of the dogs, I thought it was because whoever I had sex with I might get stuck to forever, so we might as well be married. Haha. Guess that gives a whole new meaning to "til death do us part".

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when i was 10 i got my period. I ran to my mom crying my eyes out telling her how much i loved her and that i would miss her and to never forget me. when she asked me why i told her that i was bleeding to death. she just laughed and told me that i got my period but i still didn't no what that was until she explained it. Now i think back and laugh!

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when i was like 5 or 6 there was a slim jim comercial that said grab a slim jim and "eat me". well the next day i was going around saying "eat me" to people and my mom heard me and i was punished and i didn't know why! many years later i found out the real reason why i got in so much trouble. me and my mom laugh about it till this day!

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when i was little i thought animals rubbed they behinds together to get pregnant, so when i asked my mom how to have a baby, she said the same way animals do, needless to say, i avoided bumping into any boy's behinds for a long time ...

I thought men and women had sex in a scissors position with their feet in each others face...I couldn't for the Life of Me understand why anyone would do it LOL!

I used to believe that every one, guys and girls, had only one hole. I thought everything came out of the vagina. And guys had a poop hole and of course their penis. haha

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This is about my friend's brother's weird beleif...

When I was little, about 6, my friend and I were playing outside(we're both girls). My friend's brother (who is my age; my friend is 2 yrs younger) came outside and was talking to us and stuff. He said, "Yuck! You girls are sick! You're hugging each other!" We said "Ya so? We're best friends." (This is the embarrassing part) Then my friend and I kissed each other on the cheek to prove that we were friends. Her brother screamed and said "Now both you guys are going to have a baby!" He beleived that when you kissed someone, you'd get pregnant! I knew that was not how it worked, so I told him he was wrong.
He brough up his opinion later that year when us 3 again were chasing after 2 of the many stray cats in our town. He saw the two cats touch noses and thought they were kissing. After he saw this, he was extra enthusiastic about catching the cats because he wanted to keep all the baby kittens!

I used to believe…

When I was little (About 9 or 10), I believed that every time I peed the little bubbles in the toilet were sperm. I thought that they were already little babies with brains, and I would stick my head up to the toilet and tell them goodbye. I would wave to them as I flushed them down.

I used to believe…

When i was young my dad covered my eyes when we passed a gaint billboard which was advertising something. It showed a man with his nose pressed in between a woman's brests. As a result for years afterwards I used to think this was the rude thing parents did in order to make babies!

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in cartoons or movies you usually see that after the wedding they get kids i used to think that when they kiss in the wedding that would do what sex would do(get you pregnant)

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When i was little i went to stay at my gramma's house. i was petting her cat and out of no where i said "My daddy has a tail too." I guess i walked in on him when he was going to the bathroom the day before!

I used to believe that your pee and your period came out of the same holes. so when u would wear a tampon your pee came out of your butt! i have no idea where i got that from.