sex

i used to think that if you stood next to a guy when you were on your period that you would get pregnant

I used to believe…

Until I was almost 13 years old, I had no idea how pregnency tests worked...I first believed that they worked simply by the woman putting her thumb on the end oppisite of the stick part...I knew that couldn't be it, because the stick had to be there for some reason..so then I thought the woman stuck the stick part up her vagina..

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so i was a counselour at a preschool camp and this one kid (a boy) looked at another kid (a girl) when they were getting undressed to go to the pool. he must have become very worried because she didnt have a penis. he came crying to me and told me the whole story

I used to believe…

When I was about 9 I looked at my mom's drivers liscence and and saw where it said 'Sex:F' (meaning that she's a female). So, genuinely concerned I asked her, "Mommy, if you failed sex how did you have me and my brother?"

I used to believe that if you planted a seed in your belly button then you would become pregnant.

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When I was in 4th grade , I wanted my parents to have another baby, so i said" Come on all you need to do is kiss each other on the mouth" cuz i thought people had sex and got pregnant just by kissing and using tongue.

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Me and my two sisters used to tell my younger brother that everyone was born with a penis and that when you were 10 if it dropped off you would be a girl and if it stayed on you would be a boy. It was the funniest thing ever watching him on his 10th birthday waiting to see what would happen!

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When my brother would go by condoms i thought that guys had period and that is what they used

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My mom told me that when I was little, I walked into the bathroom where my dad had just gotten out of the shower and I shouted at him, "Daddy, your tail is on backwards!"
Somehow everybody in my family, and now my boyfriend know this story!

I used to believe…

One of my earliest memories was being in a park and a boy was having a pee. I thought he was peeing from his bellybutton and that he had the same parts as me in the correct place. Until I was seven I thought a penis was a man's bellybutton.

I used to think that when I had a stomach ache, i was going to give birth. I would sit on the toilet and hoping the baby would be a boy. Sadly, all I got was a brown poop.

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WHEN I WAS LITTLE I USED TO BELIEVE THAT PADS WERE USED TO KEEP UR ARMPITS DRY BY STICKING THEM TO THE INSIDES OF UR SHIRTS. AHHAHA HA HA HA.

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When I was little I used to look at the pictures on some of the comdom boxes and I saw girls in cowgirl outfits and swimsuits and things that said "for the best pleasure!" I used to think that it was an outfit inside the little box and they were called comdom outfits, like a signiture brand, like victoria secret and made all the people like you. Later I found what was in the box and I thought it was like a bath toy that tasted funny to teach you not to chew on things...

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When I was younger I thought that if you wanted a baby you had to kiss and hug someone, then eat lots of chocolate to make you really fat, then all of a sudden you would have a baby, and that you could eat lots of chocolate on purpose tto have a baby or just be fat and accidentally have one.

I used to this girls had penises until they got older and then they fell off. I was in a co-ed swimming class when i was 4 so every1 took a shower together. I was so suprised to see a girl my age without a penis!

I used to believe…

Up until the age of 8 or 9, I used to believe that a women get pregnat by getting married. I thought it had something to do with cerimony. I thought that it was random that after you get married you may or may not get pregnant. Well I wanted to have a kid but by adopting because I hured it hurts (not knowing how a women really gets pregnant). Well I wanted to get married some day too. But after coming up with this theory in my head I questioned whether I wanted to or not because I hured that have a baby really hurts and I did not want to take that risk when I got married.