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I used to beleive that if you pooed to hard you might have your baby from out your bum and that when the baby was born it was so small that you didn't realise when you flushed it down the loo!! Also i used to think that when it was time to have your baby you could press your belly button instead of pushing!!!!

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When I was 5 I found a box of condoms on my dads bedside table. I asked my mom what they were. She didnt want to have to explain that to a 5 year old so she told me that they were "Daddys Medicine" then when I was 10 my little brother found them and asked what they were. I told him what mom told me "They are daddys medicine" he asked why daddy needed medicine and I told him "I dont know. He must be really sick though because he has been taking it for 5 years" Mom still laughs about it.

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When I was 7 or younger I wondered how God knew that people were married so He could give them a baby.

I used to believe that babies were born from a girl's belly button instead of...you know what. Because when I asked my mom where babies come from, thats what she told me so that's what I thought up until a few years ago and I'm 14 so ya...pretty embarassing!

I'll never forget going on a bike-ride when I was about 10 and having my friend tell me that sex was when a man pees inside you. I can't express how happy I was to later learn that wasn't true. Well...sorta.

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When i was 11 years old i got my first period. Not knowing exactly what it was i believed it was the moment in a womans life when she could get pregnant if she had sex. I knew that men squirted some sort of liquid from their penesis, so i remember getting into the bathtub that night and pouring water from the tap directly into my vagina, hoping to get pregnant!!!
i actually rather enjoyed it.

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In the 60's when you went through a cafeteria line to get milk, the milk machine had chocolate on the right and white on the left. So, as I was growing up I believed nursing mothers had chocolate on the right and white on the left.

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A boy I was seeing and I were fooling around in the back seat of his car. He wanted more and told me that if he wore a condom I'd still be a virgin. I laughed out loud (I had just gotten 100 on the biology regents)...I still don't know if he really believed that or if that was his line to get laid.

I was about 8 months pregnant with my second child and was holding my 4-year-old son in my lap (what was left of it). He placed his hand on my huge tummy to feel the baby kick and he said, "When you come home from the hospital, will you be wearing a cast on your leg?" I was startled and said, "Honey, why would you ask me that?" He said, "Well, when they chop off your leg to squeeze the baby out, how will they get the leg back on?" Time for our "first talk"... at four year's old!!!

i used to believe that boy and girl have no diffrent. When i was a little,i bathed with my sister and other friends in Nursery(childcare centre) together. When i finally went to my first grade school, i asked my teacher if we could bath together. :D

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you are not going to believe this. I'm 17 and until today I thought I might have breast cancer because there are lumps in my breast. Well turns out they are just growing. lucky for me!

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When i was really little, like two or three my mom would just leave the door open when she went to the bathroom, and sometimes i just be in there, it was no big deal, but one day my mom was putting somthing round in her body, which at the time i though was the end of the toilet paper roll(it was a tampon), and i asked her how come i couldn't do that, and she told me i could when i got older, so at dinner that night, i let my family know that when i got older i was going to put the cardboard at the end of the toilet paper roll in my body.

I used to think that prostitutes cut off their body parts to sell them because my dad told me that they "were women who sold their bodies" and I couldn't figure that out.

i used to believe that cats were strictly female and dogs strictly male...

i also believed that my mothers breasts were called "luvyous" so when i asked for some mothermilk my first words were "luvyou".... it seems that my father used to tell my mother that he loves her while caressing her breasts... ;D

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When my mom gave me 'the talk' I wasn't paying much attention. I thought she said that the man put his penis to the woman's nipple..and that was how I thought it was for several years.

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Before I knew how babies were made, I used to think that sitting down in the same spot where a boy just sat would get me pregnant! I remember I was so scared because once I sat down right after my uncle got up and I thought I was gonna be pregnant! Dumb, I know! It was getting to me so shortly after I did my own research and learned otherwise.