sex

I used to believe…

When I was a little kid I thought that you married someone you would instantly get pregnant. I told one of my friends that and she said: "Then I'm never going to marry someone"

I used to believe…

When I went to preschool, a girl in my class used to brag about having had sex. She also gave me and my friends all the details.

She said to have sex, a boy and a girl had to do six things (Sex is pronounced the same way as six in Norwegian). I can't remember all six things, but I think it included putting your finger in your partners butt, then licking it (growse!).

PS. I have never really found out if she did all those things with someone...

I used to believe…

When I was about 6 years old I found out that I didn't have a penis,so I tried to make my own by using a toiletpaper-tube..My best friend was a boy and after seeing his penis I thought I was not normal.I practised to pee standing up with this,and after a lot of spilling on the floor,hands and clothes I actually got quite good at it!I did it a long time,until my mum finally saw it and explained that I was a girl and therefor had no penis..

I used to believe…

that condoms where some thing to put on a banana so it did`nt get brown and when i was in the ladys rom i saw that i had a taste so i asked my mom why cant we by one? because i wanted a banana whit flavor: banana

I have always believed that babies comes out of the ass....I thought that untill I was 12 years old.... I am now 16 and some how that subject is always popping up from time to time!

I used to believe that when you got married, God automatically gave you a baby. I once had a friend who was a little older than I was and we got into this discussion while playing with our Barbies... I told her that Barbie couldn't have a baby because she wasn't married to Ken, then she told me that I was wrong and that all they had to do was have sex! I couldn't believe it! Trying to prove my friend wrong, I asked my mom to tell my friend what she had told me all my life about babies. My mom was very embarrassed.

I used to believe…

After my mum told me that during a period an egg was released, I was convinced that an egg like a hen's egg came out of a girl(looking like a poached egg in your pants) and that was the reason for wearing sanitary towels!
Why didn't she just give me a fuller explanation?!

I used to believe…

when i was younger i thaught that when myu mum of dad said F**k they were pregnte and when ever they will say it i will get excited cause i thaught i was gonna have a brother or sister

I used to believe…

When I was younger, I thought all penises were the size of a 3 yr olds (like a baby carrot), so imagine my surprise when I walked in on my dad in the shower. I thought he had some problem!

I used to believe…

When I was a tot, I went to use the toilet after my mum, and she left something in it that I assumed was the end of a banana dipped in chocolate sauce. I was really confused why she threw that in the toilet, so I thought she was real wack after that. I eventually figured out it was a tampon.

I used to believe…

Back when I was about 5 or 6, I had asked my Dad, of all people, the question: where do babies come from. He had gone quiet and because I couldn't take a hint at that age started to guess. My Dad stopped me when I asked if babies came out of the a mother's mouth or belly button.

I used to believe…

When I was 11 I masturbated a lot and I mean like everyday. In P.E we learned that doing any physical kind of thing could risk yourself to popping a blood vessel. At the time I would hold my breath while masturbating and then I thought I was going to die if I did that anymore

I used to believe…

When I was young I knew that a common euphemism for penis was the word "weiner". Being a logical person I assumed that if a penis was a weiner, then a weiner must also be a penis. One time when I was about 5 my father took me grocery shopping and we walked down the aisle where the cocktail weiners were. I looked up on the shelf, pointed, and exclaimed "Look Dad, its a jar of little penises". I had no idea why he was walking away from me to quickly after I said that.

I used to believe…

When I was very young, I believed that babies were born through the mother's navel. A woman in our neighborhood had a baby and her son told us all about how it happened. So I shared the navel/birth canal belief with my entire preschool peer group.

I used to beleive that a lesbian was somone who could hold they're breathe for a very long time under water .. I have no clue why thought this lol .. but I did.

I used to believe…

My dad used to tell me that when mom was pregnant with me, she used to eat noodle soup every night and she ate so much of it I was born with a noodle on my head. When I was little, I used to introduce myself saying, "Hi. My name is _____ and I was born with a noodle on my head!" It made sense - since babies came out of their mommy's tummy!