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I used to believe…

when i was 5 or about that, i used to belive that you could be pregnant through navel and when i had dirty navel i thought i was going to be pregnant, so i cleaned my navel carefully

I used to believe…

When I was little I believed you got breasts when you got married! My belief was based on the fact that the only women I saw whith them were married, thankfully it's not true as I have them now and am not married yet!

I used to believe…

when i was younger i belived that you had your peiod for the rest of your life!!!!!!but then my mother told me that it came once a month

I used to believe…

As a little girl I was convinced that babies had the choice of being born from their mummy's tummy buttons or their bottoms. I told everyone I had emerged from my mum's tummy button, and was devastated when I learned the truth!!

I used to believe…

in Look Who's Talking Two, i wondered what the scene at the beginning of the parents doing it was. my parents told me that the sperm were fish swimming in the sea. it made perfect sense when i was five. and last week, 11 years later, i saw it on cable and started watching it and got really freaked out when i realized that those weren't fish... liars

I used to believe…

when I was younger I used to think men had periods too and that condoms were like a men's pad or tampon haha.
also in fifth grade the girls and boys watched this video tape about puberty and the girls got a pad and deoderant. well one boy told me they got condoms in their little aftergift haha. I was shocked to know what it really was later but at the time i was like not ah!

I used to believe…

My mother told me that the way you a girl got pregnant was to be REALLY CLOSE to a boy. I knew that it was considered bad to be pregnant if you were not married. So I used to try to walk as far away from my brother as possible when we were going anywhere together.

I used to believe…

When I was about 6, I asked my Mum when people had babies, and she answered "when they get married". For quite some time after that I thought that babies appeared from nowhere the minute you were married - sex, pregnancy and childbirth were non-existent! Things appeared so much simpler in childhood!

I used to believe…

a friend of mine didnt know that men and woen had different "equipment" and one day she walked into her parents room,and her dad was in his underwear, so she walks over to her dad, grabs his
weiner, and screams, "Look mommy ! daddy pooped his panties !"

I remember this only vaguely, but my mum recently filled in the gaps in the story. When I was about 6 I asked how babies got into a mummy's tummy. She decided it was time for me to know, so she asked me " you've seen both Mummy and Daddy with no clothes on when we are in the shower...what's different about each of us?" I thought for a while and answered " Mummy wears a shower hat and Daddy doesn't." My mum decided perhaps I wasn't ready to be told after all!

I used to believe…

For the longest time I was confused about where the clitorous is. I remember telling a friend that my clitorous wasn't sensitive, the part i pee out of is. Luckily my friend didn't laugh too hard, and explained that I had the two confused.

I used to believe…

My dad showed me the movie Alien when I was really little and I thought from then on that babies were born that way. Like, the mother's stomach got bigger and bigger until finally it ripped open and the baby came out. I didn't learn otherwise until one day I asked my mom why there were no scars on her tummy "from the baby bursting out"

I used to believe…

When I was 12 and started my period, I discovered it when I went to use the restroom. Mom had already had "The Talk" with me, so I knew what it was. However, I didn't know that I would bleed for days and days. I thought you just bled once, and you were done for the month. Oh, how I wish that were true!

I used to believe…

when i was a small child i always thought that both men and women grew breats and had babies but when my mum told me when i was 12 that only women could i was embarassed

I used to believe…

When my best friend was 5 she could never remember what the thing was called where her grandma lived. Well her grandma lived in a condominium. Well she was talking to her mom and said "Where grandma live. you know that condom place?" she couldnt remember the wholee word.

I used to believe…

Even at a young age, I understood that some older adults had to use diapers. So when I saw advertisements on TV for maxi pads, I decided they must be another kind of adult diaper--especially since the ads say they help keep "you fresh and dry"!