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I was already confused about periods when I got to about the hymen layer in women it added to my confusion.I knew women had separate holes for peeing and sex but didn't understand if the vagina was covered with hymen layer then how would a women go through periods? From where would the blood come out if the vagina was covered! And I presumed women bled from peeing holes ;)

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As a child, I somehow got nuns and prostitutes confused. At the same time I heard that a well known preacher had been seen entering a hotel with a prositute. My mom was very upset by this news. Being that I thought prostitutes were nuns, I suggested that maybe they had just gone into the hotel to pray together. I suggested this to my mom, and her reply was "I don't think so." I was so upset with everyone for jumping to conclusions.

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Everyone tells little kids that babies come from mommy's tummies, so I thought that to get into the mommy's tummy, they had to be eaten...and then of course the mom had to vomit for the baby to come out.

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one time when i was just a baby my mom took me for a walk in the park with my sister who was about 4 at the time. as we were walking my sister runs and picks up a condom that was lying on the ground and screams "LOOK MOM! A BALLOON!"

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When i was younger i used to think that i was a boy and then my mum sta me down and said to me that a baby was born out of the gooseberry bush and i wasn't until i started secondary school i realised!.......

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When I would see my mom's tampon applicators in the trash can, I thought they were "little toilet paper rolls" and proceeded to pick them up from the trash can. I always wondered why my mom would always snap at me to put them down.

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Until I was 13, I thought one could get pregnant from anal sex. Having seen one of those 'visible human' models, I got the mistaken idea that everything in the abdomen was somehow interconnected.

I was rummaging through my father's "special" drawer when I was about 12 years old, and came across his stash of Fourex condoms. I was pretty intelligent, and read the box. It explained that the condoms were made of natural sheep skin. Well, having put 2 and 2 together, the only conclusion I could come to was that the company took the skin off of a ram's penis and rolled them up. What do you expect from a 12 year-old? It never occurred to me that the men wanting sex and using condoms would WAAAAAAY outnumber the amount of ram's awaiting death at the slaughterhouse.

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When I was about 13 (I'm just about 14), I used to believe that EVERYTIME I'd masterbate, God would kill a kitten. Or when you even touched your " you know what" you'd die and go straight to hell, because when I was 6 I touched down there and my step-mom said not to, 'cause its a sin. What I found confusing is that EVERY BODY has to touch their genitals. They MUST wipe when they go # 1 or 2.

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Before I actually knew what being gay meant, I thought that gay boys would get together with gay girls and I would always wonder why they had to single themselves out as being gay.

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My mother told me that you can't use a tampon until you are married so when I was 18 years old and in the navy I was having a period while in boot camp. I went to medical to get pads and the corpman hands me a tampon. I proceeded to tell her, "Oh, I can't use those, I'm a virgin." and She sais to me..."what the hell does that have to do with the price of eggs!"

i used to think that as soon as the man said "you may kiss the bride" and they kissed the woman would get pregnant. cuz it seemed like they always would get pregnant right after!

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When i was 5, i found condoms in my parents room. For some reason i thought they were water balloons and so i took the lot and filled them with water and started throwing them at my siblings. My dad caught me but never explained to me what they ever were, maybe because i was too young to understand.

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For years I thought you could only get pregnant if you had sex when you have your period, any other time was safe the reason being when younger we had a female dog which mom said had to be kept in when she was in season. She got out one time and the dog up the road mounted her and this resulted in a litter of puppies.

I was on a road trip in a greyhound bus with my mom and we were talking about what I had been learning in science class. Then I blurted out loud to my mom "so a big organism would be an orgasm right?" My mom burst out laughing and told me not to say that word. I was 7.

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when i was about 8, i used 2 drink a lot of cherry lemonade and cherry cola. when i saw something red in my pee after drinking one of them, i thought it was the cherry in the drink. after not drinking them, i stopped "peeing red". then when i was about 10, my mother told me about periods. it all made sense after that. to this day, i laugh about what i thought when i was 8 everytime i get it.

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When I was about five or six, the girl down the street asked me if I knew what sex meant. She told me it was when adults got naked and kissed. That afternoon, my mother asked what game I was playing, and I replied, "I'm making my dolls have sex." Unfortunately, I only had one male doll, so he was sort of performing a naked dance for several of the female. I think I got that bit from watching birds choosing a mate.