I used to believe you got pregnant automatically, and you could even when you were a kid. I was so afraid this would happen to me!!!
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I used to think that u could get pregnant if u toched a man or even sat where he sat, i thought this untill my sister broght to my attention how u really could get pregnant
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I used to think that babies were born out of their mother's bellybuttons.
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When I should have been old enough to know better, I didn't realize that the penis actually penetrated the vagina. I guess I just thought they kind of touched and rubbed against each other.
When my friend told me how it was really done, I thought it sounded extremely painful!
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I used to think blow jobs were when you held a penis and blew on it. Of course this was when I was 12.
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When I was about 7 Years old I was using a public restroom, the women watching me scolded me for not putting toilet paper on the seat first before using it. She said so you know what you can get from sitting on a public toilet seat? I replied yes, you can get pregnant. It was many years later I found out why she laughed os hard.
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My mom used to tell me never to kiss before you are married. I had read somewhere about a baby being formed by sperm and egg. I also thought that babies lived in the stomach. So, when I was about 7, I pieced it all together. The sperm travels to the egg from the father's mouth into the mother's stomach when they kiss and then the baby grows there. Then, a couple years later I wondered why the stomach acid didn't eat up the baby and wouldn't all the food build up if the baby were blocking the way to the intestine? Then I found porn which straightened a lot out for me. (My parents never gave me the talk and refused to let me take sex ed)
i used to belive that my mum was secret cigar smoker (she keept the cigars in the tiolet) it was when i hit puberty that i relaised what the "cigars" really were!
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One year my mom's friend underwent a hysterectomy (sp?). As a joke, she sent all her now unnecessary pads and tampons to my mom as a Christmas gift. I had no idea what they were at that point and thought they were candy. I begged my mom for "just one, PLEASE!" She explained they were for "Special Occassions" only.
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when i was little i used to think that when the groom kisses the bride at the wedding was when a woman would get pregnant. i thought this because usually after i attended a wedding, the bride would always end up pregnant afterward....
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When I was around 5 I told my mom that babies come out of your butt. It wasn't until I was 25 that my mom finally understood that I had no idea where babies really come out from. She thought my nickname for my vagina was butt!!
I believed that oral sex was when 2 people frenched kissed
I used to believe that penises had a bone in them ... Yikes! I don't know why tho', just assumed it, 'til I was like in 5th grade! I'm 29 years old, the word "Boner" was pretty popular back then ...
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on my first period ithought i just got a cut so i put a bandage on then later my sister explained it to me because there was blood all over her bed
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My mom had ear lobes that were connected and my dad had the kind that were seperated from the cheek, so I used to believe that the doctors delivering babies would figure out the gender by looking at the shape of the baby's ear lobes.
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My baby brother used to believe that sex meant being naked. My dad was taking a shower and my lil bro announced that "dad's in the bathroom having sex"
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When I was in second grade, I used to think that you could get pregnant by letting a boy kiss you. Well, at recess my "boyfriend" kissed me on the cheek and I didn't think anything of it...until I got back to class and my stomach started to hurt. Then I proceeded to roll around around the floor holding my stomach and hollering "I'm gonna have a baby, I'm pregnant and I'm gonna have a baby!!"
I used yo beleive yhat babies came out of a machine.
i used to believe that oral sex was two people sitting on seperate chairs - naked - just talking about sex. its amazing what parents will agree with when their kids make a statement
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When I was young (about 7 or 8), my mother took me on a trip to Washington D.C. We were in the gift shop of the Air & Space museum of the Smithsonian and I wanted some crappy toy that I saw in the window. Unfortunately, they were all sold out. Me, being a snot of a kid, started to have a fit & yelled " Oh yeah? I guess they had a gangbang & sold them all". She turned 6 shades of red & dragged me out of the store to a quiet corner, away from the snickering store patrons and asked me where I had heard that word. I explained that I had heard some older kids at school talking about getting together for a gangbang, and assumed it was some sort of large gathering of people. And while I was partially correct, I was still WAY WAAAAY off the mark!