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I used to believe…

When I was little I was out at a restaurant with my paints, soon I realized that there was some kinda party going on down stares from us. peering over the balcony I saw a strange shaped cake, mom thin asking me "heheh what is that Cody?" I just set down feeling left out from the party and mudderd.. nuffen, just half a dog bone... later did I learn that it was a penis shaped cake for a woman's bridal shower... I thought they messed it up and left off the two round parts on the other side of it which makes a bone shape. 8==8 <--- bone shape

I used to believe…

this is not about me this is about my children when they were small. When my children were small i told them that if they did not change thier underware every day they would get "Robin Rotton Croch" and thier penis would turn green and fall off.well they beleive me because until this day (they are 21 and 19" they have a lot of underware. i laugh when i think about it now,some people tell me i am mean for telling them that but it worked.

I used to believe…

Until I was 14 I thought that the only kind of intercourse was anal intercourse. I didn't know that girls had parts "down there."

I used to believe…

When I was around 5 or 6, we were at my great uncle's house and several relatives started talking about my parents' wedding. I told them, "Oh yeah, I was there too." They of course knew this wasn't true, and asked where I was. I said, "I was in my mommy's tummy." I couldn't understand why they were laughing so hard at me. Of course what I had accidentally implied was that my mom was knocked up when they got married - which they also knew wasn't true, since I wasn't born for another 4 years... I still feel embarassed about that one, but I guess at the time I believed all babies were just waiting in their mommy's tummy until the right time to be born.

I used to watch shows such as "A Baby Story" and "Maternity Ward". My 3 year old son would catch bits and pieces every now and then. So when I got pregnant with my daughter he told me that he knew the baby would come out of my "hoo-hoo". He then proceeded to tell me that I shouldn't worry when it fell off because they would sew it back on! LOL

I use to belive if u sleep with girls for 6 months they would have babies till I was 16.

I used to believe that babies were pooped out of their mothers.

I couldn't understand it when my third grade school friends laughed at me when I told them that my parents were homosexuals. I thought a homosexual was anyone who had sex at home.

I used to believe…

This the kind of story I could always visualize Joan Rivers telling but this really happened to me.

My mother had never explained anything about sex to me and when I was twelve years old I had to go into the hospital to have my tonsils removed. While under anesthetic my period started and when I came to, I was a bloodly mess.
I thought that either the doctor didn't know where my tonsils were located - or
obviously, I didn't.

To this day I still have more than the usual, terrible fear of surgery.

I thought "sucking dick" meant you would actually suck on it like you would a popsicle. I'm glad I did some reading before my first time giving one.

I used to believe…

When I was 5 years old my older sister convinced me of the following:
If a girl goes swimming, then a fish (usually a trout) would swim up your leg, lay its eggs in you, & this would result in pregnancy.
Needless to say, I was very frightened to go swimming in our creek for a pretty long time, for fear of getting pregnant!
Older sisters can be so very cruel!

I used to believe…

When I was younger I used to pray God to make me have nosebleeds instead of periods...Can you believe that I would rather bleed where everyone could see me vs having periods...That would have been awful

I used to believe…

When I was a teenager, I kept away from sex because I was told that I would walk funny and everyone would be able to tell that I just had sex.

I used to believe…

When I was about eleven years old, I used to read a whole lot of the manga Sailor Moon before it came out in America. I couldn't help but notice that the characters had extremely long and beautiful shiny hair. I liked it especially when they twirled around in their sparkly glory, the rainbow colors swirled around them, and their hair flowed in the wind. Of course, my hair was nowhere near that long, and I felt like a bum next to the characters. One day, me and one of my best friends were playing Sailor Moon. I was always the character who had the shortest hair (Ami/ Sailor Murcury) This made me mad after a while, so my friend made a "magic potion" that would make my hair grow as long as Sailor Moon's floor-length hair. The stuff consisted of raw eggs, grass, out-door onions, milk, saurtcraut, and whipped cream. It smelled awful, but I was determined to get my wish. Little did I know I was about to go through a little thing called puberty. Of course the "magic" didn't work, and terribly dissappointed, and me my friend didn't talk about it in a couple months. A few months later, I noticed that I was sprouting hair on my privates. I thought I was the only person in the world that this happened to, I got scared stiff. I thought that this was the doing of the "potion" my friend made for me. Later, I went to a restaruent with my family and friends, and when they asked me what was wrong, I busted out in tears and screamed, "Katy made hair come out of my vagina!!!!!!" In front of everyone. I spilled out my entire story to practically the whole restaurant in hysterics. Afterward, my mother (and everybody) just started to laugh as if they were going to choke, and I don't think I had been more embarrased in my life. Nonthless, Im still a HUGE anime fan!!!--- I was so stupid when I found out the truth.

I used to believe…

When I was little I remember going to a public toilet with my dad and asking what the vending machine on the wall sold. He said "Err...chewing gum". I was so upset that he wouldn't buy me a packet, so many nice flavours, strawberry, banana, chocolate. It was only a few years later that I found out lolipops would perhaps have been a better description for them!
Yes, flavoured condoms!

I used to believe…

When i was about 7 my older sister told me i could get pregnant by sittingon a boys knee and so when my uncle pulled me on his knee i screamed "im too you for kids please dont get me pregnant!" I went as red as a beetroot when everyone laughed as i didnt know what was so funny!