sex

I used to believe…

When I was little, I asked my mom where babies came from. She said that when two people were in love, they would pray for one. Until I learned the truth, I told all of my friends not to pray because they might become pregnant!

I used to believe…

As an only child, I always wanted a baby brother or sister. Once when I was about 6 years old, I asked my mom when her and my dad were going to get married again. She laughed and asked why. I said, "Because I want y'all to have another baby."

Apparently I believed that getting married is how you got pregnant.

I used to belive that grown ups had babies by kissing eachother and leaving saliva in the female's mouth, the lady would swallow and have the baby in her stomach. When she was 9 months pregnant and the baby was developed, she'd up-chuck and puke the baby out.
I belived it until I was in primary 3, when we had our first sex ed. class xD

I used to believe…

When I was little, I thought that when a man and woman got married, the woman automatically became pregnant just by getting married. I was so confused because my dad and stepmother were married for 7 years before my half sister was born. I thought they had made a pact with god so she wouldn't get pregnant. lol

I began playing the guitar when I was around twelve.One day when my cousins where all gathered at our house they wanted me to play some songs and so I did.As I finished playing, I took my guitar, got up and shouted "I WILL MASTURBATE" thinking that masturbation was creating masterpieces(wow).They still tease me about this... (PS all my cousins are male, i'm the only one female:p)

I used to believe…

For years I was trying to figure out where the babies are coming from. I knew it had something to do with the big belly, but how would baby get into there I had no idea. Until one day, when I realised that it all has to do with the wedding: there is way too much food at the weddings and bride seems to eat it all. Her tummy grows, creating the space for the baby that is somehow produced out of the eaten food. No wander I started to eat lot less afterwards.

I used to believe…

When I was about 7 or so a friend of mine came to school and proudly proclaimed he had given himself a blowjob. I wasn't really aware of what a blowjob was so I asked how he did it hoping he would explain the meaning of the word. He told me that he had taken his mom's hairdryer and used it on his penis, thus giving himself a blowjob. For quite a while after that I was under the assumption that a blowjob was having someone, or something, blowing on your penis.

I used to believe…

When I first heard about the "Rhythm Method" I thought it meant that if you moved a certain way while having sex that you wouldn't get pregnant. Hey, I was only 11, what the hell did I know?

I remember asking my mom if a woman was pregnant, could she get pregnant with another child so they would be 4 months apart or something. She said it was a good question and to ask our family friend who was a doctor.

I used to believe…

When I was pregant with my 3rd son (about 7 months along) I told his 3 yrd old brother we were going to see a picture of the baby (ultrasound). He very seriously looked at me and asked how many toys the baby had in there to play with.

I used to believe…

When I was younger, I thought a woman got pregnant from simply kissing a man. I was terrified to let a boy kiss me. I also thought that sex was letting a boy just see your genitals & a girl doing the same. ha ha ha. Man if that were the case, we'd be over-populated by a couple hundred million!! ;o)

I used to believe…

when i wuz little (about 7) a boy that I had a little crush on and i were discussing sex. He told me that a guy pees in a woman's vagina, and the pee becomes the baby if you don't use a "pee guard" (condom). I asked him what if they want to have anal sex, and he said something along the lines of "that's only for guys to do it with other guys" and for years later I believed it, and thought that i could never have anal sex!

I used to believe…

when i was 7 i was so worried about my future sex life because i thought that i'm allowed to have sex only when i get married and only for one time in the first night so i was taking so much time to look for very beautiful girl to have this unique relationship with, i was so stupid.

I used to believe…

when i was 5 i was watching my mum breastfeed my little sister, i was amazed by it. i asked her what flavuor it was, she replied its just plain then i asked but if you eat choclate will it turn to chocolate milk, my mum said yes so i went around telling everyone i knew that baby has chocolate milk from mummys boobie!

I used to believe that having sex was a mom and a dad arguing. My brothers (I have 2 older ones) used to tease me mercilessly about my parents having sex the night before and I could never understand it because my room was next to theirs and the only thing I had heard was moaning...no yelling or screaming. Woke my parents up real great one time when we had a house full of company and my mom yelled at one of my brothers and there I was saying, there she goes, having SEX again.

I used to believe that when you had your period, you just stopped peeing, because your thingy would be busy bleeding, and it couldn't produce blood and pee at the same time, right? Then I figured out that there are TWO HOLES down there.....and I was one of the *smarter* kids when I was younger, lol.