sex

I used to believe that every penis had a name. I always called mine Edward. For some reason I thought that if you were a boy, your mother would choose a name for you and your penis (dunno whaer I got that from) So when i was little and I heard the name Edward, I thought people were talking about my penis!

I used to believe that ladies got pregnant just by sitting beside a man and going out with him without any physical touch between them!

I used to believe that Vagina was pronounced Vag-na. I also used to believe that Penis was pronounced pen-is like a pen. In addition, I believed that if you french kissed a boy you were no longer a virgin. I found this out one day at the local pool when I proudly told a 15 year old lifeguard that I was no longer a virgin at 11. She was aghast and said that she was still a virgin and I wondered if maybe I had the wrong idea about what a virgin was!

I used to believe…

When I was 16 my friend Mary told me she was a virgin becauce her bf had small dick and that as long as she never had sex with a guy that was big she would never get streached out and would always be a virgin

I used to believe…

my friends little brother used to think sex was kissing so whenever he saw someone kissing he would say eww they are sexing

I used to believe that my mother would have another baby whenever a man would give her a kiss. During the holidays relatives would visit, and as they entered the house, give my mom a kiss on the cheek. I remember thinking "oh no!" here comes another brother or sister.

This is all funny to me these days.

I used to believe…

When my sister was pregnant with her second, her son asked if the baby got in her tummy through her foot. When she gave him a short discription of how the baby got out. He said can I see the hole. He was dissapointed when the answer was no.

I used to believe…

When I was little my older sister told me that the only to have a baby was if the man peed in you mouth. I was so grossed out that I swore I would never have kids.

I used to believe…

when i was young, i thought that there is a store for you to buy babies and i thought every people was made by a machine and i always ask my mother if everybody always buy babies then who bought the first baby?

I used to believe…

When I was 7 I broke my arm and went to the hospital for a cast. After the cast was put on
I asked when do I get my baby? Everyone laughed when I asked that and I didn't know why.
You see, I was 4 when my mother cut her finger and it was bleeding and they took her to
the hospital and after a few days when she came home she had my baby brother with her.
So I just new that any time a girl went to the hospital they gave her a baby when she left to
come home.

I have a twin brother and when i was 2 or 3 I was in the waiting room with my mom and a lady came out with a new baby boy. I looked up at my mom and asked "Where is the other one?" I was devastated when she told me babies don't come in pairs! I felt sorry that the baby wouldn't have anyone to play with.

I used to believe…

When i was little i believed that when u were giving birth, they would cut your stomach open and the baby would come out. Then they would glue you back together

I used to believe…

when i was about 7 or 8, i went in my brother's room, and he was around 19...and i found this box, with Lots of condoms in it...packed in their rappers...and i opened one, and i blew it up..and i ran around the house shaking it, and holding it up high..i was very proud of my red balloon..i remember it was red...and then my dad came, and took it away from me. later he told my brother something..and then my bro didn't talk to me for 1 full day

I used to believe that rape had something to do with a rake...

I used to believe that once you "did it" you could get pregnant for life at anytime...also if you washed a boys underpants with a girls, you could get pregnant.

I used to believe that the man pulled something out of the woman during sex and that the woman had to eat if to become pregnant. If they wanted, both of them could eat it but only the woman would become pregnant.