sex

I used to believe…

When I was young, I thought that the amount of blood that came out during your period was the size of a period at the end of a sentence and thats why it was called that. Unfortunately, I didnt find out the truth until I started my own period. Actually at first I thought I was dying and after I calmed down it came to me what was going on.

I used to believe…

When my mom told me about periods when I was 10, I thought you peed out blood once and then you were done. I kept checking for blood every time I peed!I was fraid it might hurt.

I used to believe…

When I was younger, I thought couples had to have sex every day, once a day. However, I couldn't for the life of me figure out what to do when the girl is on her period...

I used to believe…

when a man and woman were bonking the woman did a poo and the man did a white wee and i thought thi gave them pleasure

I used to think that condoms were little circles that girls would put in their vagina to stop from getting pregnant (somehow), since when my friend Niz showed me a packaged one, it looked like a little circle covered in plastic. One day I saw a commercial for condoms, and it was a long tube-like thing, so I asked Niz about it. She looked at me strangly, and said, "No, these are for guys. They fold out, and guys put them on their...y'know, dick", And I felt REALLY stupid.

I knew about periods, since alot of girls I knew had one, and my mom had explained that I would start bleeding & etc. But when I first got my period, I started (sorry for being sorta disqusting) "Browning", and at first I just let it go. Then, about a day or two later, it was starting to get alot worse & I litterally thought I was pooing from the front! I was sure that I was seriously dieing, & was crying & saying things like "I can't believe this is happening to me, now I'm going to die, it's not fair!" until my mom smiled & explained that sometimes you "Brown" before you get your period because of the build-up. I feel so stupid now XD

I used to believe…

when iwas in third grade i remmerber reading dear God its me margert and it had something to do with periods.. well i was soo stupid and after pestering my mom and sister and siters friend about telling me.. i realized they wouldnt. so at school my freinds told me it was when your nipples bled

I used to believe…

When I was four my mom was pregnant with my brother. I asked how the baby would get out of her belly. She was going to have a C-section, so she said the doctors would open her belly like a zipper and take the baby out. She also explained that other babies came out of their mommy's "bottom". So, for years, I thought babies were pooped out.

i used to think that a 'virgin' was a type of bird, sort of like a raven. i think i came up with this philosophy after hearing (and dancing to) "like a virgin" by madonna. hah come on, i was only 6..

I used to believe…

When i was younger about(12) i seen a porno film on t.v and the mans penis was in the womans mouth, and she was sucking it! I then thought that this was what a woman had to do to get pregnant. I belived this for a few years untill i found out that was just for pleasure and the man had to place his penis in the womans vagina for her to get pregnant!!

I used to believe…

For the longest time, I thought that only guys could masturbate, because their sex organ is so easy to get to. I never gave this much thought, I just kind of assumed. I was so wrong.

I guess I might have been about 7 at the time... I don't know where I discovered the concept of an orgy, but I believed it to be a long chain of people, boy girl boy girl. A woman would be kissing a man, and at the other end, would be a man putting his penis in her vagina. That man is kissing another woman, and another man is putting his penis in her vagina and so on and so forth. And this went in a very straight line. This was logical to me, because how else could multiple people engage in sexual activity? The only two sexual things are sex and kissing. One kind of sex, one kind of kissing. Oh how much wiser I am now.

I always used to wonder if guys sometimes peed while they were having sex, like pee comes out with the semen.

I used to believe that for sex to happen, the man and the woman had to be kissing during the whole process, and if they stopped kissing, it wouldn't work and they'd have to start over.

I used to believe…

Until i was in 5th grade i think, i didn't know that penises became erect. So it didn't make sense to me how the floppy penis got into the girls vagina. And even when I did learn it, I thought they just got hard and pointed straight down. Therefore, it warped my idea of how sex occurred. It's hard to explain how I thought sex happened, but I suppose you could imagine it. Plus, even after I learned what penises were like and what they did, I was still surprised when i saw an erect one! They're so funny looking!

I used to believe…

When I was younger, I didn't know how to masturbate, but I knew that if you did masturbate, cum would come out of your penis. So I thought that properly ejaculate, I'd have to be hard and pee at the same time...boy was I wrong.