sex

I used to believe before my Mom gave me the "talk" that a woman became pregnant by the man when he put his "you know what" in her bellybutton.
Pretty innocent, huh?

I used to believe…

when i was yungr we were in france and i was bi the ping pong table and i thought i found a balloon on the floor, i shouted to my mum but she stood der staring latr i found out it was a comdom! cringe

i asked my mum how to get pregnant and she said "the only way to get pregnant was to sit in someone elces bath water" i belived this until i tryed it and i didnt become pregnat i am now 35 and have no children, but i am still trying the bath water thery.

I used to believe…

When I was younger, maybe five or six, I remember watching Seinfeld, and hearing Jerry tell Elaine that he had "tricks" he did with his penis. I took this to mean that he could swirl it around and make it jump and stuff... This misconception wasn't helped by the fact that while snooping in my stepmom's room, I found a dildo that did similar "tricks" .....
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Oh well!

I once asked my dad if we were going back to the condom. I was trying to abbreviate "condominium" and wasn't familiar with "condo". He told me that we were not going back to a piece of plastic that grown men put their penises in. He wouldn't explain why, and I was confused.

Later, during sex-ed. We were taught about nocturnal emissions (wet dreams). So I put 1 and 1 together and asked "so do I have to wear a condom all night so I don't wet the bed". The teacher had a baffled, but surprisingly straight, expression on her face.

I used to believe…

When I was very young I somehow heard the word "dildo" and asked my father what it meant. He told me it was an electric banana. Now, fast forward to Thanksgiving with mother's side of the family and my mother is telling me I'm too young to listen in on the grownup's conversation. Well, I was having none of that! Squaring my shoulders proudly I loudly informed her (and everyone else) that I knew what a dildo was and generously provided the definition. They stared at me in shocked horror while my dad nearly fell off the couch in the other room laughing. Ah, to be a child again.

I used to believe…

when i was little i used to believe that the only way a woman became pregnant was if god decided it so. so i used to pray at to god at night that i didnt want to have a baby.

I used to believe that each girl was born with a seed inside her and that when she got married and was 25 that seed would turn into a baby. And that's where babies came from.

I used to believe…

when I was a younger girl my mom told me that if I let the boys touch my boobies theyd grow really big. That was dumb seeinghow I wanted big boobies. I used to allow my friends that were boys touch them all the time. Thanks MOM! I wonder tho they are a G cup....

I had over heard some older girls talking when I was 9, They were talking about losing their cherry to so and so.. I was very curious. So my friends and I put it together somehow that you actually had a Cherry in your vagina. I remember looking at it with a mirror trying to see it. Ieven tried to feel it in the shower. LOL

I also thought thats what was ment by eating you out. That the guy was eating your cherry.

I used to believe…

When I was young I never got the sex ed class. So one day I was playin on a wagon and hurt my privates on the bar. I started my period that night and thought it was from hurting my privates and yelled that I had to go to the hospital. My mom laughed at me for hours.

I used to believe…

Once when I was about 12 I was on the phone with a boy from school. He was having a sleep over and was making fun of one of the other boys for having a "hard-on" I thought he said Heart on so I asked what he ment, he then repeted the kids name and said he had a "hard-on" I agian heard Heart-on so I thought that ment he cut a heart out of paper and stuck it over his male parts.

I used to believe…

When I was way too young to learn about sex, I got it into my mind that there was a possibility that I might have a baby (even though I was a boy). After repeatedly questioning my mother if I would be able to keep my baby, she told my father to explain...

Being too young to understand, I went for the longest time thinking I had germs on the end of my "manhood".

Needless to say, I paid special attention at cleaning it whenever I could.

I used to believe…

When I was 8 or 9 I was already pretty wise. I knew for example what position 69 was and how it was done. But I didn't know why it was called 69.

I used to believe that somewhere in the process of growing up you would be taught let's say 100 positions and everybody knew them. So that you could switch from 69 to 83 and then back to 14 and so on, and so on..

It took me many years to find out why position 69 is called that way

I used to believe…

when i woz young (about 5 or 6) i used to believe that all you had 2 do to have sax woz for two people to go 2 sleep naked. you didnt even hav to be completely naked say if one of you had your shirt off and the other had their pants off and you went to sleep in the same bed you were havin sex. i even once tried out my theory...thank god i woznt right!

I used to believe…

My flat mate told me this one:

When he was 8/9 yrs old, people at school started to learn about sex and rude words. One boy had overheard the word frigid but somehow managed to mishear it and misunderstand it.

A story then went around school that people who had never kissed anyone were called "fridges". Some smart kid deduced that people who had kissed someone must then be called freezers!!

I used to hang out with this boy who lived next door to my family. He was the same age as myself and we called each other "boyfriend and girlfriend" a lot. Anyway, we were about the age 8 or 9 when we started "playing house"... One time he kissed me on the cheek and told me he would be home late for work on one of the house playing games. I remember freaking out for about a week thinking he got me pregnant...only because I used to think "kissing" made babies.