sex

i used to belive that condoms were for making babies!

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when i was a lil'un i asked my sis where she got her boobs she goes she bought em and when eva we went shoppin i always used 2 look 4 a shop dat sold boobies , one day we walked past a sex shop! and i said to my mum . " Mum i think im old enough to have boobies now can we go in there and get some?" Well let me just say my mum was a bit shocked!

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As I first time realized i have a glans penis, I thought it looks just like ball inside of penis and for long time I was afraid if I recovered it too much it would just fall off! Really!

I had a friend who sang a song that included the line 'stick your willy in a condom'. I knew about willies, but not condoms, so when I got home I looked it up in the dictionary, and somehow read the definition for 'condor' (I assume), so for years I thought that's what men had to do. Like, every day.

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Me and my parents are fairly typical Brits; not uptight, exactly, but we don't discuss certain matters. So when I found a book in the library at school about the facts of life, I was curious and naturally I had a look. Now, the pictures in those books are kind of complicated, and I didn't have a lot of time to look at it, so for many many years I thought that a man put his leg (right up to the hip) inside a woman to make a baby. I was quite relieved when I found out how it really works.

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This is more like< "SHE used to belive." I used to babysit this little girl and one day she asked me, "where do babies come from?' and I tried to explain by saying, " Well, when a mommy and a daddy get married..." Then she says, " THEY GO TO THE MALL AND CHOOSE OUT WHICH BABY THEY WANT FROM THE BABY STORE!!!!"

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When my son was 5 my sister had just had her first child. I have always been open with him about things in an age appropriate manner. Well he wanted to know how my nephew had gotten out of my sister. He loved animals so he had seen shows with animal live births but the concept of a human birth was hard to understand. I tried to say there was an opening that got bigger and that is how the baby got out. He didn't understand so I said it was like a door. He thought I meant an actual door like to his room. That confused him all the more. So I told him it was like a hole that would get bigger and the baby came out that way. This satisfied him & so ended our conversation. So a few weeks later his pre-school class was making construction paper butterflies out of heart shapes & pipe cleaners. They were glueing the pointed part of the heart together for the body, the pipe cleaner for the antenna the hump part of the heart was the wings of the butterfly. Well my son was glueing the bumps together and that was leaving an opening. So his teacher, who is pregnant & due any day, is pointing this out to him, that his butterfly will have a hole in it. He looks at her and calmly says "Well, that's where the babies come out". I worked in the same pre-school & she came & got me immediately to tell me. We laughed so hard we had tears in our eyes & it very nearly sent her into labor. I guess that's what I get for being honset with my kid :)

I was told when I was very young that babies were created by combining the DNA of the parents. Until I was five, I imagined that the parents became momentarily intangible, then passed through each other to accomplish this.

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When I was younger I would watch TV and see those commercials for those pads that girls use when they are on their period. I thought that girls had to use them because they couldn't hold it when they had to pee.

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when I was about 6,I walked in my parents bedroom.Dad was sleeping and his Penis was hanging out the fly of his boxer shorts.I had never seen one before and ran out of the room screaming to my Mom that there was a snake on Dad's shorts.

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My son is 9. I was driving in my car with a friend and my son. I asked her to hand my eye glasses. She didn't hear me so I asked her to hand me my Spectacles. My son says to me "Mom you don't have those". I said yes I do they are in the glove box. He says "No only boys have those" It took my friend a minute and I to realize he meant Testicles. LOL.

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When I was about nine i asked my dad what porn was and he told me that it was a vegetable. I was so confused why my older brother kept searching my dads room for magazines of vegetables

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When I was very young, I believed that "sex" was really just a man and a woman laying down and kissing under the covers with the man on top of her. I was actually somewhat disappointed at first when my aunt described to me (in very graphic detail)what the act truly entailed!

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When I was around 4, I had heard that sex was a fun, good game where a boy asked to see your privates and then you would say "YOU FIRST" and then he would show and then you. I thought it would make my mom happy to know I had sex, so I walked up to her and told her that me and the neighbor boy had sex. Man we talked for a while after that!

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when i was around 8, i'd only seen the penis of one of my friends. i'm circumcised, and he's not. my dads looked like mine, so i thought that the difference in appearance was a family trait, and that everyones penis looked similarily different in their family.

I thought that sex was when you went to a ligerie store because my brothers girlfriend walked out of his bedroom and was only wearing a thong and a bra> I thought this because she was kissing him at the store and was growning and did the same that night! YEAH NOY MY BRIGHTEST MOMENT!!!!