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when i was in first grade i saw a dispencer for napkins and tampons in a bathroom at an amusement park. i was really confused so i asked the sixteen year old girl next to me if tampons
were napkins in a different language. then my friends mom explained the whole thing to me, and she explained to me what condoms are while she was at it.
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I Used to believe that boobs made milk if a woman was a cow. So i listened to my dad and what and who he called a cow.
I use to believe that the penis was a sausage about the size found in spagetti and sausages cans. I thought it slides out of the penis and gets inserted into the womans vagina where it would release the sperm once inside and they would go into the womb making a baby. I also thought that the sausage would grow back.
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Until I was about 16 years of age, i believed that girls got pregnant by kissing
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Most of us boys growing up in the 1950s had no access at all to pornography or even nude pictures of women (besides an occassional topless maiden in National Geographic which gave us a boner for a week!) Full frontal nudity was a taboo, even in men's magazines! I finally found a nudist magazine one day but they had the women's pubic area airbrushed out which confused me. I knew girls had cracks down there (I had seen my sisters nude a few times) but couldn't understand where that crack went when girls got older. I thought maybe it slipped further down between their legs so they could have babies. I also had no idea that after puberty, hair grew in that region. I graduated from high school not having a clue on what was really down there!
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when I was a kid, girls trousers used to be zipped at the side. My brother sincerely believed thats where we kept our 'bits'!
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Once I was at a movie theatre with my mom. I asaw a condom on the ground and said mom! A one fingered glove! Can I have it?! She said no, and explained it. I felt like a dummy...
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when a man inserted his penis from behind i thought it went into the anus instead of the vagina!
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Until I was ten, I was convinced that being a virgin had nothing to do with sex. When I was finally told the real definition, I replied ingidnantly, "That's not true! Mary was a virgin and of course she had sex, how else could she have made Jesus?"
Obviously my church wasn't doing a very good job of spreading the good news to us little ones.
I used to believe that sex was kissing in places you normally would not (ie; not on the lips, cheek, or hand).
When I was in first grade, a boy I believed I had a crush on said he wanted to have sex with me. I, of course, had no idea what the word meant, so he tried to walk me through it by asking to kiss my stomach. Then he asked if he could kiss my rear end and I backed out, thinking that this was far too unusual behavior for me to be participating in.
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At a young age, I was under the belief that having sex had something to do with kissing after you were married, that there was some magical type of kiss you could perform to make babies.
I also believed that if you positioned yourself right, you could possibly have a child without the opposite gender's involvement. This, in my mind, explained same sex couples, The Immaculate Conception, and Anakin Skywalker's mother (In Episode One, I clearly remember one of the jedi asking her, "Who is the father?" and her reply of "There isn't one." I took this extemely literally).
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when I was a kid I thought sexual intercourse was made when people frenched
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When I was about 5 or 6 I asked an older kid what the f word meant. He told me it was the nastiest thing in the world...when a man puts his weenie in a woman's crack. I thought he was talking about the crack of her butt and not even anal sex...I had a picture in my mind of a penis between the buttocks like a hot dog in a bun. Talk about unclear on the concept!
i used to think that moms took a straw and stuck it between their boobs and thats how babies got the milk and also i thaught that the foreskin was for wen i grew up and my penis got bigger but i found out that it was for a different bigger
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When I was in 6th grade I kissed a boy and thought that I would get pregnant.
i used to believe that parents pooped out babies in the toilet.
i used to believe that pee came out of the vagina
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i used to believe that all babies had penises and that the girls one would disappear after they were toilet trained.
I used to believe…
At 5 years old, I understood the basic concept of making babies, but I thought that the daddy's sperm went up the pee hole and into the stomach somewhere, and I didn't realize there was a third hole down there. So I assumed all babies had to be cut out of their mommy's stomach.
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one time when i was little (4-5) i was searching for x-mas presents and in my dads drawer i found a box of condoms i imediatly thought they were ballons and took them to my dad to blow them up for me. He told me they are special ballons for mummys and daddys.
for the next 2 years or so i thought all parents trained to be ballon art sculptors. and unfortunatly i asked my dad to make a horse for me out of one of them. i still shudder every now and them
