sex

I used to believe…

That masturbation would make you blind

i seriosly used to belive that the babys would just pop out of the ground and you would pick them up and be like "i love you" and then they would look like you...:\

I used to believe…

When I was little, I used to believe sex was illegal.

I was allowed to watch R-rated movies as I was growing-up, and it always seemed that the cops would arrest the guy while he was having sex; being unable to comprehend the plot, it seemed that the bad-guy could rob, murder, etc., without worry, but as soon as he and his girl were together, THAT'S when the cops would show-up.

i used to believe when i was younger i thought that 4 sex a stalk would cum and say if u would get a baby or not thats and it was at night coz fo jobs

i used to believe that well if u had clothes on and u had sex u got smarter babies and if u had it in a bunk bed they were stronger and in a car they were gd at everything

I used to believe…

when i was younger i used to think when the mum's tummy was big enough she would press her tummy button and the guy would have to catch it and they would keep cumin till they caught it and to get more the guy would trick the tummy button

i used to believe that when my mum got pregnant she would be fat after but she was joking, and i believed

i used to beleive that if u had sex then u had the risk of being peed on cause i thought it went up ur pee hole, and then ur baby would come out ur poo hole, and that condoms would get stuck to make sure it was pleasure

i used to believe that tiny babies lived in the place where your quadricep is, and when you got pregnant the tiny baby would move up your leg into yr stomach and grow bigger!

I used to believe…

When I was real really little I believed that when you were born your parents decided if you were a boy or a girl by having the doctors either cut the penis off or by leaving it on.

I used to believe women gave birth through the anus

I used to believe…

When I was younger I always thought that when my mom wanted a baby, she got one. And when it was born, her stomach split open and it came out. I always asked what happened to the cut, and i was told 'God' takes care of it. Then when i was about 9, I knew some what about sex, but not too much. I figured that a penis some how melted into the vagina (which was the name of the smooth front part of a women) and a baby was automatically made.

I thought that a period was a serious illness and that when you had it no one except the "guy, Nocoligist" (yes Nocholigist being his name, nd guy always refering to him), could be in the same room as. So when I found out the when I was around 10-13 i was going to start getting my period every month I thought I had some disease that caused me to to get this serious illness every month. Then I realized this happened to all females and wondered who was replacing my mom during hers...i had a lot of figuring out to do.

i have an uncle, who is sorta large around the middle, and we were all sitting out at his house for a picnic, and my sister hopped up on his lap,put her head against his stomache, and yelled, "SHH! i'm listening for the baby!" my aunt was very pregnant at the time, and she assumed since my uncle was so large like her, he was having a baby, too! from then on, any larger person she saw, male or female, so automatically assumed they were having a baby!

I used to believe…

whenever i was little, my mom always called my vagina a 'bird'...i thought everone called theirs that, imagine how surprised i was whenever i was getting my talk in 4th grade and they called it a vagina, i was so embarressed!

I used to believe…

When I was little, I asked my Mom where I came from... she said that the gypsys left me on her doorstep. Then I asked about my sister and they said she was an alein they found in a dumpster...