sex

I used to believe…

My science teacher was talking about different extinct "oranisms"
Then later in the year when we had a sex ed class the nurse was explaining to us what "orgasms" were. i was so surprised at my science teacher for saying something so naughty! lol

I used to believe…

When I was little i was in the pharmacy store with my mom and i saw pads that were in those plastic just like diapers come in. i said "mommy why are those diapers so weird looking" my mom was just liek "oh those are called maxi pads for bigger girls who cant control there pee pee" my little sister never wanted to get potty trained so finnaly when she was three i said "Lauren, u have to get potty trained soon or else you will have to wear maxi pads when u are older!" i finnaly found out when i was 10 what they really are.

I used to believe…

When I was about 5, i used to believe that my clit was really a little penis. I said to my mom, "mommy! even girls have penises just liek boys but they are really little!" my mom was like uh yeah hunny...

I used to believe…

until i was 42 i always thought condoms were balloons that guys put in girls butts because thats what my friend kristy told me.

I used to believe…

When I first started my period I thought that I was going to have it until the day I died (I didn't realize that it came once a month--I assumed once it started it never stopped.)

I would have been about 6 years of age the first time i saw my mother wearing a pad. I could see the bulkiness and outline through her granny panties, and a diaper pin stuck through near the top of her panties. Because my mom used cloth diapers on us, i believed that she was wearing a real babies diaper and i proceeded to ask her why she wasn't wearing rubber pants. I just remember how she laughed and explained to me that they weren't diapers.

I used to believe…

About the same time that I was starting to have my periods, my sister was into a singing group called "The New Christy Minstrels". I thought their name was "The New Christie Menstruals" and they were named in honor of my first periods! Later when I learned the word "minstrel" and what it meant, I realized that the groups name had nothing to do with menstruation.

I used to believe…

When i was young, about 8, i asked my cousin "How do lesbians have sex?" and she said "With dildos" i was very confused as i thought a dildo was a clitoris, so i thought they had to get their very small dildos (clits) and rub them together.. haha!

I used to believe…

when i was a little girl i had gotten my first period and my mom was bothering me telling me i had to put on a tampon the catch is that i thought you put a stick up your butt hole

i believed in the stork until one night, i was seven years old, i woke up and heard this thump, thump, thump and a moan. i ran downstairs to see what it was and saw mommy and daddy "wrestling" without their PJs and nine months later i had a baby sister.

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When I was about 6 I thought babies were made when couples kissed each other in the mouth. One time a friend of my class was talking to me and a bit of saliva flew from his mouth and landed on mine. I spent 2 days afraid that I was pregnant and that made me find the courage to ask my grandmother how the babies were really made! I was relieved.

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When i was about 7 i heard about periods and was very interested to find out what they were.I asked my older sister who thought it would be funny to tell me a story. She said that when you lose all your milk teeth your own personal tooth fairy gets very cross. In revenge for you not giving her any teeth she comes and beats you up one a month in your sleep and makes you bleed and gives you a stomach ache. I promptly went and reported this back to all my friends. We retained this belief until we were 11 but we still refer to periods as 'The Fairy'!

I used to believe…

When I was about 7 years old I thought that sex wasn't invented until 1982, and that it didn't come to my home town until 1984. Imagine my confusion when finding out that I had friends who's parents were from my home town, who were obviously born before 1984.

I used to believe…

My friend used to believe that kids came out of women's butts...One time in Year 5 (9-10 years old) we asked the teacher and my friend got a mighty big surprise...

I used to believe…

when i was like maybe 7 i saw some movie and it showed a girl bleeding and crying in the shower so i said whats happening to her to my friend and he said thats what happened to girls at their periods and i was like thats stupid y do they even go to the periods then?

I used to believe…

WHen I was in 2nd grade my bomb-loving friend and I found a tampon (in package - plastic applicator and all.) We thought it was a bomb/firecracker kit with built-in fuse, and so we filled it with calcium carbide ("Bangsite") and soaked it in rubbing alcohol. We were disappointed when we lit the string and only a faint blue flame appeared (from the alcohol, I guess.)
When I was in 6th grade and my mom explained to me about tampons, I was embarassed for years about the bomb-making incindent from just 4 years prior.