sex

I used to believe…

when I was around 8 or 9, i used to kiss my baby sister alot and one day i thought I could get pregnant by kissing her, so for the next few months i watched to see if my stomach got bigger (it didnt lol)

I used to believe…

When i was like in the 5th grade i used to think that only girls with their periods were popular and liked by boys so i would like wish to get my period...it was a rude awakening wehn i got it and i was still not liked by anyone.....

i used to think that when a woman was pregnant when she got changed the baby fell on the floor so one time asked a teacher that i had that was pregnant how she kept the baby from fallin when she got changed and she told me how it really worked

I used to believe…

when i was 12, i asked my brother how he could ride his racing bike without being in pain. he looked at me completely baffled and asked me why i had asked such a question. i thought that mens 'bits' were in the same position as mine - directly under them between their legs - and thought that the skinny seat must really hurt. he laughed so much he cried!

I used to believe…

When i was about 8 i thought wamen had babies through their anus.

I used to believe…

once, i saw blood in the toilet after my mom got up from it. when i asked her about it she said "my egg broke"
Later i learned that a human's egg is very small, like a period in a book. I wondered how so much blood could fit in such a tiny egg.
I hoped it didn't hurt when the egg broke. Whenever i had blood come out of me it hurt. Later i learned, that yes it does hurt when your egg breaks.

I spent a stupidly long time--well past high school--trying to figure out the term "blow job." I knew about oral sex, but I just didn't get the "blow" thing. I couldn't understand how someone blowing on a man's penis would feel good--wouldn't it just be cold?

I used to believe…

When I was Little (like 3) i assumed that everyone had a vagina. Well one day at my babysitters all 5 of us were changing into our bathing suits to go in the pool.their was only one boy at my babysitters so she had us all change in the same room. I noticed that he was diffrent than the rest of us,Causing me to go home later that day saying hey mom Jake has something hanging out of his vagina.

I used to believe…

even at 21 I had never heard what Fellatio was. So at the Olive Garden for my birthday, my friends told me to order Fellatio, it was a great starter.
Imagine my surprise when the waiter laughed and my friends told me what Fellatio really was.

i used to think that a period was when you scratched your clit.

i used to think that when you were bad your mom would cut your willie off and thats why girls didn't have them!

I use to beleive as a child that you could look down a pregnant womans shirt and see the baby.

i used to think that wen i masturbated ( iam a girl) that the stuff that came out was semen and that i was secretly a boy, because all my friends had boobs then and I didn't!

I used to think that the word homosexual meant somone who has sex with their house. I was very little, therefore thought sex was kissing. I even tried kissing my wall, and the sofa.

I used to believe…

when i was about three i asked my mom were babys came from and she said that a man and a woman would spit into a contaner and put it into a machine.Then a baby would pop out. Beaing three i said cool can u go and do that right now cause i whant to watch.

I used to think that when a woman was having a baby, they had to cut her stomach open to get the baby out.