sex

i used to believe having sex was when a boy a girl would lay on top of each other with all they're clothes on and the boy on top would bounce on her and it was supposed to feel really good.

I used to believe that pregnancy was caused by the kiss at a couples wedding.

I've always see white men marrying a non-white women. I used to believe that if a white boy married an asian or women in diffrent races would not make her a baby or the baby would not move or talk. After I had learned about the segregation in america as white boys marry white girls, asian boys marry asian girls.

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My parents told me that babies were made from dimonds under cabbage patches, that would grow into a baby.

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when my friend was about 9, he was at a big family party in the house. they were watching tv and infront of everyone he said to his dad "daddy, why does my willy get bigger when i see girls' boobies on the tv?" everyone in the room fell over laughing.

I used to think that when someone had a baby the doctors ripped it out of your stomach and if you had a seasection that made you sit on a toilet and crap it out

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When I was younger, I believed that a man made a woman pregnant by putting his hand on her belly. I also asked my mom once if a woman could have a baby without being married. When she said yes, I got confused. Until I was 9 or 10, I thought that all girls had babies when they became adults!

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After seeing my mother in the bath when I was a very young child, I thought that when I grew up, I would have a cord coming out from my pee pee too.. I kept checking..

I was watching my little cousin (he's like 4) while we were at his pool, and I was lying on my stomach on the pool deck. He came up to me and pointed to my bikini top and was like "what are those?" I asked if he meant the stripes, and he said "no, sit up." so I leaned up a bit and he grabbed my breast and was like "this! what's this?" I was speechless, needless to say, and my aunt and mother were howling with laughter.

I saw the coneheads. I was too young to know about condoms or anything involving sex. I just thought that whenever the coneheads chewed the condom it would blow up that way.

I used to think that when a woman became a certain age, she would become pregnant. But then, of course, i found out the truth later...

i used to believe that a girl could have a baby from sleeping beside a boy in the same bed. my parents used to let us kids sleep with them in their beds. well when i was old enough to sleep in my own bed my younger brother and sister had to sleep with my parents. i told my sister that if she slept in the same bed with my brother she would have a baby. she cried, i got in trouble

I had a cousin who used to always like playing tricks on younger kids. When I was 6, she overheard me begging my mom for a little sister since I was the only girl. She came up to me and told me that if I ate the inside of a loaf of french bread without anyone seeing me, I would get pregnant so I did that.
Later that day I sat watching TV with my brother all excited about the fact that I was pregnant and coincidentaly this woman giving birth was screaming her head off so I went to my mom crying. When she asked me what was wrong I said I was pregnant!
At the end my brother had more to get excited about because he knew where babies came from

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When I was about eight years old and living in the Florida Keys, a "new kid" came to our school from New York City. His origins made him instantly popular, and everyone totally believed what I now recognize as his bragging lies. The most disturbing of these lies (which I absolutely believed at the time) was when he said one day during lunch, "I have sex with girls until their cherries pop!" Having no idea what "popping a cherry" meant, I interpreted this to mean that he would have sex with girls until their breasts exploded!

i use to think sex was when a man and a woman roll around in bed together and kiss all night. i thought only nasty people do it the real way.

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when i was younger (maybe 7?) my mom got me this book about sex so that she wouldn't have to explain it to me herself. there was a section in there about masturabtion, which was defined as "playing with yourself." so for a while after that, if i was playing dolls or something by myself, i thought that was "masturbating."