sex

I used to believe that a mans penis was supposed to be curved up, like a banana.

I used to believe…

When I was 11 or 12 we were learning about cells and mitosis and living organisms and such in science class. I confused the word "orgasm" with organism, and needless to say when my mom was helping me study for a quiz she was very shocked! Still not getting it, I answered a question in class and was embarassed myself AND the teacher. I was the laughing stock at school for the next few weeks!

I used to believe…

When I was 9, I used to watch the T.V listings just for fun so, when something weird or gross was showing, I'd run to my mum and tell her. But, one day, as I was looking at the listings I saw a movie's name. It said, "Virgina Wool" I ran to my mum and said, "Mum! There's a discusting movie on called Vagina Wool!" After that, if I see something gross on T.V i ignore it and keep from more embarasment.

I belived that children were a gift from God. Therefore, I also belived that God hated my neighbor, Betty, because she had a baby every year and after each birth she would state,"if I have another child it will kill me."

I used to believe…

When me and my sister were little we asked our parents "Where do babies come from?". They told us when 2 people were good god would send them a baby. So every night before we said our prayers we hit each other. Then we prayed and told God not to send us a baby because we were bad. We believed this till like Grade 5 sex ed

I used to believe…

My girlfriend and I both have black hair. When she was making a crude joke, I realised that she thought people's pubic hair matched the colour of the hair on their head! We were in our early twenties at the time.

I guess it's perfectly logical, as people's body hair varies in colour, and she just hadn't seen the pubic hair of anyone who didn't have black hair.

I gave her a hard time about it for a few weeks, though.

I was just afraid of these. I was 13 when I first saw it,which I got from under my uncles bed.Actually I took it because of the nacked mphotograph on the packet. But was so afraid to put it on though read the intructions that I threw it. But now I carry a packet always because I am a social worker for HIV/AIDS education.

I used to believe…

When I was about ten, I was talking to my friend at school, and this guy who hated us walked up and said to me, "You haven't got a dick, you've got a virginia."

My friend and I burst out laughing, and the other guy walked away confused. We wondered what he'd make of the shop called "Virginia Hair Design" if he ever saw it, or if he'd ever seen a map of the USA (this happened in Australia).

I used to believe…

This isn't my moment, but my mother's-

My mom's club was planning on providing a BBQ, and everyone was assigned what to bring. Well, in the middle of it all, my mom said "I'll bring the condoms!" when she really meant condoments. The boys hooted and laughed, I still don't think she lived that one down. lol

I used to believe…

When I was little, I thought a woman would get pregnant by getting a shot. She and her husband would go to the clinic and the doctor would inject a shot into her for a small price. Also, I thought that babies would come out of the butthole.

I used to believe…

When I saw the commercial for pads&tampons, I used to think that when you got older(30+) that you went to the bathroom in your underwear because you couldn't make it to a toilet. Especially since they say "No leaks"

I used to believe…

When I was younger, I had no idea what the difference between boys and girls was (and I mean the REAL difference). When I was about 5 or 6 years old, I went to my cousin's house, and one of my cousins, A.J., who is a boy, was a baby at the time, and my aunt went to change his diaper. I stared at it thinking "What the heck is that thing?"

Then later, I went to my other cousin's house, he was about 3 or 4, and he went to go to the bathroom and for some reason he had this insecurity and always wanted someone in the room with him. Since I was the only one in the room, I went in and -- stupidly -- watched. First of all I didn't know why he'd put the seat up and I told him he'd probably fall in, and he didn't get a word I was saying and just went along and peed right there. When I saw that I never looked at a guy the same again.

I used to get the words "vagina" and "Virgina" mixed up. This later led to an incident in the 3rd grade when the teacher had called upon me to name the 50 states and I my reply went something like, "Alabama, Alaska, Arizona... Utah, Vermont, Vagina..."

I got a citation for that.

I used to believe that if you wanted to have a baby, you would go to a doctor, tell him whether or not you wanted a baby and if you wanted it to be a boy or girl, and Voila, your pregnant.

I didn't know what pads were for, so I assumed they were like mini diapers, so that you would just wear it all the time and if your bladder was ever nearly bursting, you'd let a bit out so you'd be okay until you had time to go to the bathroom. You can imagine my moms shock when I asked her why pads weren't advertised for boys too.

i used to think that orgasms were just another word for private parts and my parents got me this sex book and i opened it up in the middle and it said "its hard to explain how an orgasm feels, but it feels good" and i was all uhh ok