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I used to believe…

My mom always used to crosstitch, and one she did was a 'precious moments' or whatever those little kids with the big heads are called. Well in it the little boy was sitting on the girls shoulders, and he said, ok, i got on top of you, now when is it supposed to feel good? and i was really confused i said i dont get it mommy and she said they think thats how you make a baby and i was sitting there for hours trying to figure out how that worked because i had recently asked how u make a baby and she said you put your private parts together in bed and so i had no idea what was wrong with these people i figured maybe one had a private part on their head? I just fully understood it about a month ago.

I used to believe that babies would come out of women's behinds - it seemed far more suitable for that purpose than the the hole they use for peeing.

It wasn't until 5th grade that I learned the truth.

I used to believe…

My Mother Told Me That When She Was Pregnant With Me, I Used To Get Hungry A Lot. So, Whatever She Ate,I Ate From Inside Her Belly.
I Used To Believe That In Order For Me To Stay Alive, I Had To Eat The Inside Of My Mommy. lol I Just Assumed That Everything That You Ate Turned Into Body Fat.

I used to believe…

When I Was Younger, I Used To Believe That Condoms Were Nasty Tasting, Greasy, Individually Wrapped, Gigantic Balloons.

I used to believe…

This is something my mother admit to believing as a child:

When my mother was young she for some reason believed that if a man farted on a woman she would become pregnant...since she did manage to have me and my two sisters I guess she eventually figured out this was wrong

I used to believe…

kiedyś wyobrażałem sobie że dziwczynki też mają penisy.

I used to think that you got pregnant EVERY time you had sex. My parents taught me about sex very young, and while they told me that people had sex just to have fun, for at least a year, I thought, "But what do they do about all the babies they have?"

i used to believe that a boy never *got* his sperm until he was 16, it was like a *special* birthday present! i seem to remember telling all my friends this when we were headin to sex ed class!!! D'oh!

I used to believe…

My mother made me watch a children's program about childbirth when I was seven. It featured a boy whose mother was pregnant, and explained that there was a baby inside mommy's tummy and it would at some point come out and he would have a baby brother or sister. At one point, the mother's doctor shows the boy a little cartoon to explain how the baby got INSIDE mommy in the first place -- it explained that there were egg cells inside the mommy, and sperm cells that came from the daddy, and when those two cells got together, it started a baby growing. The boy is satisfied with this, and leaves.

Well, an hour after the program, I suddenly realized they hadn't explained HOW the cells got FROM the daddy INTO the mommy. I thought about it for a while instead of asking my parents and came up with an idea that made sense to me -- I assumed that the daddy wore a set of mommy's underwear for a day, so the sperm cells could "fall out" into them, and then mommy put them back on and daddy's sperm cells would then "go in."

Yes, for an entire year, I honestly believed all hopeful fathers were transvestites.

I used to believe…

Ahhh, my first boner. I remember waking up in the wee small hours of morning because somthing had felt weird to me. It twas then when i noticed i had a erect penis and not knowing what it was and completely terrifed i punched it. As it sprung back up a joilt of pain surged through my body resulting me screaming at the top of my lungs awaking family members.

I used to believe that god gave couples babies when they got married, sorta just like immaculate conception for everyone. Then,in third grade, my music teacher got married and had a baby 5 months later. I knew that women were pregnant for 9 months, and realized that something was wrong. I asked my mom if maybe god made a mistake and thought they were married before they really were. I don't remember what her response was!

I used to believe…

Once when I was about eight or nine I was supposed to go to a winter camp in Brownies. On the packing list they included ''Pads and Tampons''. Our Brownie teacher said, ''Oh don't worry about those. That's for the Pathfinders (the older Girl Guides).''
I didn't know what pads and tampons were so I ran around telling EVERYONE, ''Oh, on my camp list they included pads and tampons but we don't need those! Isn't that dumb?''
My mom shushed me after that.

I used to believe…

One time on TV I saw a commercial for pads, and being little and curious, I asked my mom what they were for. She said that lots of people pee a little bit when they laugh, cry or cough and the pads were to absorb the pee!

I knew sex had something to do with bedrooms, and I had found diffrent things like condoms and a bra during a school cleanup in a forest nearby. My grandma and grandpa had a statue of a naked man and woman standing up pressed against eachother so I drew an educated conclusion: when parents have sex, they go into the bedroom, sneak out the window into a forest where they press their bodes against eachother, and thats how they did it.

I used to believe…

when I was in 6th grade, my boyfriend asked me if I was a virgin. I didn't know the meaning of it, so I thought he was asking me if I was a lesbian. I ended up saying, "Of course not! If I was, why would I be going out with you?"
The teacher was standing right there too.

i was about 8 or 9 and a male cousin(im female) told me that women got pregnant because when they have sex the skin rubbed off the guys penis and that made u pregnant!