sex

I used to believe…

When I was 10 or so I tried to work out in my mind where exactly pubic hair grows. I was worried for a little while that it would grow inside my vulva, but my main concern was with men's penises. I didn't know men had testicles, so I guessed that their pubic hair grew all over their dicks. I didn't think sex with a hair-covered penis sounded too good, so I was relieved when I learned the truth.

I used to believe…

When I was in lower school I had a pretty good idea of sex from what I'd read, but for some reason I was convinced it was ALWAYS done standing up. Like, in a bathroom stall or something, with the woman against a wall. Hey, at least it was plausible.
I was confused by television that showed couples in bed together, obviously being sexual. Where was the bed supposed to come in if you did it standing up?

I used to believe…

When I was younger I was watching the first Austin Powers and I asked my mom what a condom was. She told me it was a balloon that a man puts on his tool to keep the woman from getting pregnant. Little did I know this "balloon" wasn't supposed to be inflated. Wow was that naive. For years I wondered how a man fit his tool in a woman with a big balloon on it.

I used to believe when I was little that if I feel alsleep to late I would get pregnant.

I used to believe…

When I was a little boy, I was horified by my penis turning hard. I thought there was a bone growing inside.

I used to believe…

My 2 year old son asked me about his penis. We explored our penises a bit and I told him as much as I thought he would understand.
A few days later he told my wife, she is not to wory for having no penis, because breasts were a female penis.

I used to believe…

When I was little, I used to play with my barbies a lot and make them "have sex", which, for barbies, meant smacking them together violently face to face. It took me a while to figure out that that isn't what sex is.

I used to believe…

When I was a kid, I thought that woman get pregnant simply by looking at their husband. And finally after the birth the child will look like mum or dad (or a mixture) cause mum looked into the mirror and in dad's face too and the characteristics of both faces are somehow transferred "via mother's eyes" into the genes of the child...

I used to believe…

Me and my friends used to think that sanitary towels and tampons were something that mothers and housewifes used instead of going to the toilet, to soak up all the pee, because they were so busy all day that they didnt have time to go to the toilet!

I used to believe…

when i was 5, (I'm female) I saw sum guy peeing cuz i remember in the kindergarten classroom there was a bathroom in it and then the dooor swung open and i saw him peeing standing up and i was so confused so then i tried and peed all over the floor in the bathrom in the classroom and i started crying and i told my teacher y i was crying and the while class laughed at...they still won't let me live it down...

Also when i was 7 i saw my clit and i thought it was a penis and i thought i was really a boy and no one knew it!

I thought that anal sex was just butt licking.

I used to believe that everyone was born with a penis, only that when parents wanted a girl they would chop the penis off when they were born, which is what I believed my mum must have done to me! I was annoyed that she had made such an important decision, what gender I would be, without even consulting me first!

i used to think that boys penises were hotdogs(i tried to eat one once when i was five!) and that big girls breasts were used to slap bad guys...i believed this until i was around thirteen and tried to slap a guy that tried to make a move on me with my breasts(i finally figured out they like that!)

I thought that oral sex was just open-mouth kissing.

I used to believe…

This belief sort of came from watching movies when I was a kid. During a wedding scene two people exchange rings right? Well I thought that when the man put the ring on the lady's finger it reacted in a way such that a baby is made in her belly. Then, in the next scene I see the lady with a baby...

I used to believe…

When I was younger, maybe six or seven, a group of my friends and I did tennis together. We were putting on our tennis skirts in the locker room when someone noticed two little baskets, one for tampons and one for pads. We noticed the sticky on the pads and we stuck them in our shirt sleeves, to make "grown up shoulders." We also stuck them on our stomachs and legs. Finally, we put one on our panties. We thought they were stickies that helped you not get hurt. We were going to go out to tennis (with the stickies on)when my friend got stuck in a locker! (do not ask me how this happened) and we had to call the male tennis coach to help her out, adding to the embarrassment.