sex

I used to believe…

When I was a child, I used to believe that women had seeds in their stomachs.
When a seed sprout, the belly grew and that meant the woman was pregnant and expecting a child.

I used to believe…

When i was little i used to think that pads were rolls of toilet paper and that boobs were water balloons so i used to walk around with water balloons on my chest and a roll of toilet paper down there. now i know the real meaning of both ;)

I used to believe…

when i was in the second grade, a boy came up to me and asked me (in front of all of his friends) if i had ever been on a rollercoaster before. So, not knowing what he meant, i told him "once, with my dad." they all laughed, and i didn't get it until i asked my mom about it. the next day at school i was so embarrassed!

I used to believe…

When I was in grade 4, me and my friend were walking up to his house after school. We saw this pole with white out on it or somthing and my friend said that it was a condom and that a man painted it on ther penis before having sex so the girl wouldent have a baby. I believed that until i found a condom wrapper and opend it up and saw that it was like a baloon. but thats a nother story.

I used to believe if you had sex only once then you could have a baby any random time

I used to believe that whenever I saw a condom on the street...I used to believe that two people had actually had sex on the pavement and just left the condom there!

I used to believe…

when i was in the fourth grade, i knew that blow jobs and giving head were the same thing, but i had no idea what that was. so i naturally assumed that it was when you blew on someones head...

i used to think that pads were for when a woman peed more.
i decided that the next time i nearly peed my pants, i was going to demand a pad from my mother, because she was hogging them for herself...

I used to believe…

When I was little, my parents decided that I was too young to know the actual words, so instead told me that "the private parts" names were tinkerbell (girl) and tinkerbob (boy). Then, when people would talk about Peter Pan at school (having never seen the movie) I thought that Peter Pan was a movie about peeing. I worried about what "Captain Hook" was until I found out what Peter Pan was really about.

I used to believe…

when iwas about 1o i used to notice that when i was cold my nipples got bigger they started to get smaller i used to think that they were breathing and if i lay on themi would crush their heart and they would die so i never layed on them again

I used to believe…

when i was 12 i thought that a bow job was when the girl blow on the mans dick

i used to think u bought babys from the buy and sell

i used to believe that the bits in your vagina where a growing penis, i wondered why my brother had got his so early......

i used to believe that women get pregnant when they sleep right next to a man, literally, as opposed to the term, "I slept with him."

I used to believe…

My friend once put a condom on a school trip and thought he was a homosexual. Unfotunatley he said he couldnt get it off so all day he was walking round with a condom on saying it gave him a warm sensation

I used to believe…

At our local 'toys r us' there was a section called 'babies r us' just before my sister was born my patrents seemed to spend alot of time in that section, and when she was born they were telling everyone how she was 10 pounds. So i figured babies came from a big factory that had a conveyor belt, u were slowly put togetther by machines, then they sent u to Toys r us where u were bought. Weird huh