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I used to believe…

This girl in my cousin's class was obsessed with chocolate. There was this condom machine in the changing rooms at the swimming pool and it was sponsored by some chocolate company. the girl thought it was chocolate and bought some!!!

I used to believe…

My mum was in the bathroom with my sister, explaining about tampons and how to use them. At this point my dad acidentaly turned on his electric toothbrush. It sounded like it was somthing to do with tampons. So I believed for years that you had to put in tampons with a little machine thing!!

I used to believe…

when i first got asked if i ever had a blow job i thought it was a job that you dident like so you blew it off all the time and i had had a job at mcdonalds and so i said yes then all of the sudden i realised what he ment

I used to believe…

once when i was little, my mom decided to give me and my little brother a bath. i looked down at him, and looked down at me, and thought that my parents had cut off my penis. i was so stupid ._.

I used to believe…

When I asked my mother how babies were made, she told me that the man plants a seed inside the woman, and a baby grows from there. Now, me being a farmer's son, had this weird image in my head of a tractor towing a planter, and trying to plant seeds inside women. A few years later I found out at school how the whole process actually worked!!

I used to believe until i was 10 that guys peed into womens vaginas..and inserted their penis into her peeing hole and i was scared my hole would rip

also, i thought until i was 10 that condoms were sticks(a bit like inscence sticks) cause of hole straight penises were when they were erect. At camp all my friends saw a used condom and it was yellow and i thought that some guy had to shed his penis skin so it was fresh for another woman.

how wrong was i when i saw boxes of condoms..

I used to believe that if 2 persons got married and wanted a baby they had to talk to Santa Clause, and give him a beautiful cake then he would make the momy pregnant and in about 9 months she would have to go to the doctor. The doctor then got the baby out of the woman's stoamch with a spoon.

I used to believe…

When I was in the fourth grade my cousin told me how you get pregnant: You have to have sex for a solid hour or more. She said if you stop before an hour you wouldn't get pregnant. I told her i would never go over an hour because I didn't want kids. I thought it was a valuble peice of information and told my friends. They also believed me. I didn't know about birth control.

I used to believe…

When I was a young girl, my mother apparently could not bear the thought of her daughters saying the word "vagina" so she taught me and my 2 sisters that it was called a "tushie." It wasn't until I was in 6th grade and my teacher told a male student that she was "gonna nail his tushie to the wall" that I realized my mother had lied to me.

I used to believe…

When I was in elementary school all the way up to middle school, til I actually got my period, i believed that if you got your period you stayed on it 24/7. Meaning you bleed for the rest of your life! I was petrifed to get my period. I was relieved when I found out the truth.

I used to believe…

when i was around 5 i think, i was sleeping at my grandmothers house and i was watching tv on the couch and it was on teletoon. one of those adult cartoons came on after one of my shows and suddenly my penis went solid. i asked my grandma why it was so long and hard and she said it was because it was sleeping. i believed that until i found my dad's playboys and it happened again. my suspicions were verified during last year's health classes! lol

I'm a high school student and we recently performed "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum" for our spring musical. Any of you who know the show, you know that it has alot of "adult humor" and some double meanings...all that fun stuff. Well, My mother came to see it (I was the assistant stage manager, so she was mad that I wasn't in it this year...o well) and she brought along my 9 year old brother. After the performance, he asked my mom what a virgin was. She said it was a nickname for Virginia.

I'm now a little nervous about his reaction when he learns the truth...

I used to believe that an erection was a curse that had somehow come upon me and that when I was gonna have sex (not quite knowing the mechanics of it at the time)I'd have to run to the bathroom and wait for it to go away before she'd notice and I'd be embarrased. Sad yet true....

I still have no idea why I believed this or how I even thought of it, but I was a very imaginative child. Anyway, I used to belive that a woman got pregnent because a man from the hospital would break into the house at night and put a baby in her tummy. Then, a few months later, she would go to the hospital and have the baby. It's like a scarier version of the stork.

Another weird belief...my much older cousin said one day she was never ever going to have a baby. I told her that because she was a girl, she had to have one, because all women have a baby. I thought it was a natural thing. You eat, you sleep, and if your a girl, you have a baby.

i thought condoms were for women, since they looked like that they were round and flat.i thought that they would put it on top of their vagina and had sex.

i was so stupid!

I used to believe…

When I was a kid, my family and I was watching a tv movie about a prostitute on trial. My step dad (a preacher) asked me if I knew what that was and I told him, that's a follower of Jesus. he became amused and told me no it wasn't .. but in my adult years come to find out, that it was true ..