sex

I used to believe…

In first grade when i was first told about sex, (some kid said he wanted to have sex with every girl in the class) I believed it was when naked people rubbed their bodies against eachother. And then some girl told me that her brother did it with a girl on the toilet, so i thought sex was generally always done on the toilet.

I used to believe…

When I was young, my dad had condoms in his "secret drawer.' I used to go through the drawer out of curiosity, and whenever I found the green, squishy packages with the rubbery circle inside, I'd ask what they were. He'd always say it were medicine, but I could never understand how you could swallow a big squishy circle. It was later when I actually opened one of the packages and realized that you cover your "pee pee" with it.

I used to believe…

the first time I got my period, I thought it was because I kept thinking about this guy that I liked

I used to believe…

When I was 10, I wanted big boobs, so I used to do these exercises, where I was basically flexing my arms and chanting "I must I must I must increase my bust". I think I read that in a Judy Blume book, and thought it worked.

I used to believe…

When my brother was much younger, he and his friend were discussing the birds and the bees. When I came into the house, my brother said his friend (who is supposed to have a genius I.Q.!)wanted to know if men and women had sex by touching one another's private parts. One of my parents overheard him saying this, and needless to say it was a while before that particular "friend" was invited back.

I used to believe…

This isn't me, but a friend of mine when she was little heard her mom call her female anatomy her vagina, well she thought it was called a "from China" as an inside joke we now call it our "from China's"

i always thought that if a woman was pregnat the doctor would cut open there stomach and sew it together and i vowed to myself that i would NEVER get pregnat

I used to believe that if I swallowed the watermelon seeds I'd get pregnant.

I used to beleive that the mommy and daddy got to choose wheather their baby was a girl or a boy when the baby was born. I thought when the baby was born that the cord thingy atached to the belly button was like a penis and if the baby was a girl then the doctors cut off the cord thingy and if it was a boy the they cut the cord thingy off then sewed it back where the penis is supposed to really be.

I used to believe…

First time other kids said to me, "are you a virgin?", I only knew of virgins from the megastores and the record label. And maybe the virgin mary, but didn't get the significance. So of course I said "no"...

Oh, and not knowing what "Virginia" was, so wondered why anyone was selling tobacco called "golden vagina". Oops.

I used to believe…

Until I was about 12, I used to always have to cover up with my blanket at least to my waist at night because I thought someone would come in through my window and have sex with me while I was asleep. So, the blanket somehow comforted me.

i used to think a comdom was a kind of chocolate so wen i asked my mate for a bar of comdom she thought i was a lesi and wouldnt speak to me for 4 years

I used to believe that your balls and scrotum were a 'hat' for your penis - so-called a 'Penis-hat.'

I used to believe that having sex was a man pissing while the woman pissed.

I used to believe…

when I was younger, I used to think that pads were so if you had to go to the bathroom you could just got, kind of like a diaper.

I used to belive that when people were kissing that it was sex. I also belived that sex was not the only way to have babbies, i was like 9 and i was trying to figure out the other way.