sex

i used to think periods were a way of bein punished imagine my shock when i startrd

i never knew dere was something as sex
i thougth kissing at the aisle on ur wedding day made u pregnant
and after divorce u break da kiss up so no more babies

I used to believe…

When I was about 5 I told my mother I knew how babies were made. Curious of what I had to say she asked me how. I told her that a man and woman take off their clothes and kiss each others "privates" Needless to say we had the sex talk. Where in the world did I get that from???

I used to believe…

I thought that oral sex was making out. I thought this until I was 20 and was sitting in a sermon about sex before marriage and the pastor speaking to us condemned oral sex even in marriage. I didn't understand what was wrong with making out. He then said just because the plumbing fits doesn’t mean God intended it that way. Later that night I figured out what oral sex really was. I think this guys sermon caused more people to have dirty thoughts than it prevented.

I used to believe…

my little brother is 7 and he still thinks that baby's come out of the mommies belly button! so he lays on his back and tells me to pull the baby out of his belly button! he even makes noises as if a woman would? he's watched way to many movies!!

I used to believe…

when i was a little kid and my parents told me then storks bought babies i believed them. but in later years they explained about sex. i still thought storks brought kids to i thought the stork had sex with u so you could have a kid.

I used to believe…

When i was about 7 my mom told me 'do u know about the birds and the bees?'
i started to cry and said 'hey u told me thre was NO easter bunny,NO Santa,No tooth fairy and now ur telling thres NO sex i started to cry even louder later my mom toled me everything i felt so stupid

I used to believe…

When i was small i thought lesbian sex was where one of the women had a sex change and then thet had sexual intercouse

I used to believe…

One night when i was like 5 i was supposed to be asleep n my mom n dad was havin sex and i heard my mom and i started screamin n cryin cause i thought she was in pain...so i tip toed into tha hall way n i was like mommy mommy!! n my dad was like go to bed she jus has a charlie horse

I used to believe…

When I was little, I thought when you had a baby shower, a mother got into a shower while she was pregnant. Then everyone would wait till she came out then clap.

i thought pads were candybecause of the way they were wrapped up and all.

i used to believe that when a woman gets shot in the stomach, and she goes to hospital, she gives birth to a baby.

and this belief was strengtened by the fact that one of our neighbour gave birth to a baby in times of racial riots in our area.........

I thought several for several years, women got pregnant only by kissing (through saliva)

I used to believe…

One time I accidentally walked in on my mom changing her pad in the bathroom (it was a new one, so I didn't see any blood). Surprised, I asked her what that was. Seeing as I was too young then to understand what a menstrual cycle is, my mom thought up on the spot "it's a type of grown up diaper".

For a long time I thought to myself "well, what's the point of being potty trained if adults end up wearing diapers anyway?"

I used to believe…

when i was little, i thought babies were made by your mum and your dad pressing their belly buttons together when they kissed after saying "i do"...guess i was wrong since theres me AND my brother and my parents only got married once...

I used to believe…

It happened to someone I know. Two kid brothers found their mother's tampons and, not knowing what they were, colored them and pretended that they were toy rockets. Then they took them to school--CATHOLIC school. I can only imagine what those poor nuns were thinking...