sex

I used to believe…

when i was 8 i thought sex was a meal like midnight snack when i heard my parents talking about doing it i asked if i could join in my mum said yes i we ate cholate the next day at school i told my freind that i had sex with my mum and dad he new what it meant i was really embarrased

I was about 10, and I was in the 4th grade. I saw this link on my homepage from my internet provider, and it gave this mini-picture of a girl. She was drawn up, not a real picture of a girl. It said, "When will I get my period?" At that time, my mind had just begun to understand that girls got their periods. I had known about them, but never really understood about them. I had watched a T.V. show where a girl got her period at school and it leaked through her cream-colored skirt. So, I decided to click the link and read the article. After reading it once or twice, I was horrified. I thought that once a girl got her period, she WOULD, not COULD, become pregant! After reading the article again, I realized my mistake. Thank god I realized it before I got my period!

I used to believe…

My girlfriend thought that all women ejaculate when they orgasm. She was horrified that she would ejaculate like a male and refused to let herself orgasm for a long time. Did I mention she's 19?

I used to believe…

When i first found out that boys had different parts than girls. I would call a penis a cow squeezer because at that age to me, it looked like an utter. For the longest time i would refer to it as a cow squeezer. One day i asked my mom what it was really called and she told me it was called a penis. Right then my aunt walked in and only heard my mom saying penis and she goes "Why are you saying penis to your 4 year old girl?"

I believed that only married women could get pregnant and that the priest was the one who would make her pregnant by throwing some magic powder on her during the ceremony.

I used to think test tube babies were literally grown in test tubes... and that they would start out in a small one but by 9 months they would be in a really big test tube

I used to believe that "oral sex" was talking about sex and "that other stuff" do the other person. I was disappointed when I found out the truth, because my idea was a little less discusting.

I used to believe…

my friend told me that you cant hav a baby if you dnt have "pryamids" by this i thought she ment, trianglur boobs, wen i saw my flat chest i started to cry, bu she sed i can abortion when im older(by which she ment adoption) wen i went home ansd told my mam i was gonna hav an abortion wen i was older, she told me about periods, but i couldnt manage to sey periods, and i called them pryamids, and still thought that wen u bled, it would come out in a pyramid shaped block, lol

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When me and my sister were younger we use to beg mommy to show us what color her period was when she got it. We thought that it was a different color every month. Mommy didn't want to explain the "proces" so she would color a pad different color every month. She would even let us keep it. It was later on that we found out the truth and were deeply upset at mommy for lyeing to us and threw away are pad collection.

I thought condoms were used when the man was sticking his thing in the vagina and when he had to pee i took it out and stuck the pee in the condom

my brother told me girls would stick water in them and tie the top and stick it in there vagina if she wasnt aloud to have sex

I used to believe…

In England a few years ago we had a Dulux Paint commercial on the television with a big Old English Sheep Dog.
When I was 12 or something I was out with my Mom and we saw one of these dogs. I said "if I had one of those dogs I'd call it Durex"! whoops!

I used to believe that an Asian women's
vagina ran horizontally from thigh to thigh. That's until years later when I built up the nerve to ask an Asian women...Take it from me,they don't.I have a black eye to prove it!

I used to believe…

When I was young and asked where babies came from I was told you had to put a 20 pence piece under your pillow..... having tried this with no baby as a result my parents told me it only worked for grown ups!

I used to believe…

When I was about 13, I got my period. I knew that if people lost a lot of blood they would die. One day, while on my period, I got a cut on my arm. Feeling frustrated, I murmured to myself "This can't be happening! If lose any more blood I'll die!" As you can probably tell, I'm not a brunette nor a redhead...I'll let you figure out the rest ;)

I was always a smart kid, figuring things out quickly so I knew what a penis was and sex and rape and those sorts of things, but then I heard a new term and the kida said it like it was like sex or something. I had no idea what it was so I thought it was when someone blows on a penis...

I used to believe that every time a couple had sex, the woman got pregnant. One day my mom was talking to her friend about another woman who was pregnant. She asked if it was planned, and I couldn't for the life of me figure out how it could NOT be planned. I mean, wouldn't you realize you were having sex?