sex

I used to believe…

When I was young I recall knowing that you had to insert your penis into a woman's vagina to get pregnant. The part I had wrong was that I thought you had to urinate inside her to make a baby!!

i used to think that cream was made by a mad masuturpating so i asked my dad if he could go and get me some cream and he said we didnt buy ne so i said but u always hav some wit ya!

i thought that when you started your period u hav 1 4 1 day a week 4eva! now of course i know what really happens

I used to believe that a woman had a boob for each baby. My mum had two children and therefore 2 boobs. It wasn't until I met a woman who had 14 children that i realised this couldn't be so...

I used to think that having sex meant just a man and a woman sitting on the floor, totally naked with their legs outstreatched and the man easing his penis into the vagina, there would be no talking and just a bit of embarassment and no love in it whatsoever. I think i was six...

I used to believe…

When I was little, I asked my mother where babies come from. She thought I said "rabies." She answered "From a dog bite." Then the lady down the street gave birth to triplets. I figured she must have been bitten by a great dane. :-)

I used to believe…

When I was in first grade our teacher told us that if we could kiss the tip of our elbows we would turn into the opposite sex. I really wanted to be a little boy and so did all my girlfriends :) So we all tried to kiss our elbows and it never worked!

I used to believe…

my sis told me that my dad had a baby and for awhile after i thought my dad really did have baby and that any man can have a baby.....

I used to believe…

My birthday is September 1.

For 20 years, I believed that that was 9 months after New Year's Eve, and that I was just a giant mistake after too much drinking.

When I got my PhD in math (really), I was able to figure out that in fact I was born 9 months after Thanksgiving!

I was sure I'd turn into a boy when I grew up.Instead of'When I grown up I'm going to...' it was 'When I grow my tail I'm going to...'
No-one corrected me until I was about 8.

I used to believe…

When I was about 2 1/2 years old I had climbed into my sisters crib. She was about a year old at the time. My mother overheard a conversation which she has told us several times. My sister took her diaper off, something babies do I guess, and when I saw she had no appendage like I had I said "It's ok, Mommy will take you to the store to buy one." I thought she was missing a part!

I used to believe…

a friend much older than i told me once that after sex, if either the girl or guy had blood coming from them, they were gonna have a baby, even if it was the man. i was 7 and stupid...

I used to think that a blowjob was when you blow on a woman's nipples to inflate their breasts and make them bigger (breast enlargement) but I never told anyone...until now!

I used to believe…

When I was little I used to think there was an actual STORY about the "Birds and the Bees." I asked my mother, (a Russian immigrant who had never heard of the expression,) to tell me the story; to which she replied, "What kind of birds do you want to know about?" I was angry and frustrated that she was keeping it from me.

I used to believe…

when i was little, i watched some Muppets video, in which miss piggy and kermit the frog were at some gathering where everyone was dancing or something, and the two of them were sitting in a little dip in the floor chilling. I was positive they were having sex - i was like, "oh, so that's how people do it!"

I used to believe…

When I was a kid I thought that in order for a woman to become pregnant, a man would have to take a special pill; digest it and eventually poop it out. Then the woman would have to find the pill in the mans poop and eat it and she would become pregnant