sex

I used to think a girl got pregnant by anal sex.

I used to believe…

When I was in 1st grade some people in my class were calling eachother dildos (i don't know if that is how you spell it???). A while later a lunch room aide was standing by me when i called a particularly annoying boy a dildo. I was grabbed by my arm and taken to the principal. I had to sit there for the rest of the day. They even called my mom. The whole problem was that nobody would tell me what was wrong with that word! I had no clue why I was being punished! I definitely know now why I was in trouble.

I used to think that the only way that a girl would grow big boobies was to have babies. My aunt had no kids, and she was flat-chested, so I thought that it was that way for everyone. I was watching Star Trek with my cousin one night and told him that Counselor Troi must have babies because she has big boobies. My cousin laughed at me.

I used to believe…

When I used to ask my Mom where babies come from she used to tell me from God. That was fine but I would ask how they got into a mother's belly. She would say God put it there. Well I used to hear horror stories about labor and not want to go through the pain so at night I used to pray and say "Dear God, please don't put a baby in my belly, I don't want to go through that pain." Well since, I've learned and have a beatiful baby boy. Now I'm glad he put that baby in my belly!

I used to believe…

One time I overheard my parents talking about a body that had been found somewhere and they couldn't identify it. I asked if it was a man or a woman and they said the police couldn't tell yet. I said "Well that's easy! The man has a bone down there!" They still make fun of me to this day!

I walked in on my cousin going to the bathroom and he was just staring at his penis and I asked what are ou doing and he asks why is there a mushroom on the end of my dobber!!(hes only 4)

I used to think that people who got married had babies automaticly, unless they had a medical disorder

I used to believe that when a man and woman kissed they were actually having sex. I thought a seed would pass up from the man's stomach, into his mouth & pass it to the woman to swallow!!! I was always terrified of kissing a boy...

I used to believe…

guys were not allowed to like guys.

I used to believe…

When I Was little i would walk in on my mom and dad right in the middle of it... and i would ask what they were doing and daddy always replied "MOMMYS BEATING ME UP!!!!" and I would walk out wondering why they always used that excuse!?

I used to believe…

When i was little i walked in on my mom and dad and i asked them what they were doing and they said that dad had a fat stomach and my mom said that she was just jumping on it to press it back down...... then i thought, well why the hell r they naked?

I knew about sex pretty early on, but when I was very little, like 3 or 4, I used to be terrified of boys because I thought that when they touched you, they're cooties would get you pregnant.

I used to believe…

when i was littel i thought that the strok was the thing you had sex with adn tehn when you were ready to have a baby. it jsut brought it with it. i never figured out why teh mommy adnm the stork were both pregnant though....

I used to believe that sex was two people rolling around and nothing else....so in the 3rd grade me and my friend took turns rolling around on the floor with her big pink bunney.

I used to believe…

After having my sex talk at like age 8, I used to think that the penetration would occur and the two partners could just carry on with whatever they were doing while the penis was in the vagina... Like when people would slow dance in movies I would always wonder if they were secretly having sex...

I used to believe…

When I was little I thought that if you kissed a boy or laid in a bed with a boy that you could get pregnant.