sex

I used to wonder how come there is a child birth once immediately after a marriage.I thought some thing is happening (chemical reaction) when the couples hold hands together in the marriage ceremony.

I used to believe…

When I was younger, I used to think that sex involved the guy opening his fly (like when he has to pee) and then he'd put his penis in the girl's vagina, and leave it there for the night.

I got the impression (from a dictionary, no less) that orgasms were intensely painful, and I never wanted to have sex because of it. fortunately I later learned that was not the case.

I read a kids' sex education book that gave most of the facts, but neglected to mention that sex does not result in pregnancy every time. For years I thought you couldn't have sex without having a baby, until my mum told me otherwise.

I heard someone mention "having an orgasm" on TV. Having read a kids' sex education book, I knew what sex was but the book made no mention of the word "orgasm", so I asked my dad, who told me it just meant having sex.

For a few months I was incredibly confused whenever anyone talked about a woman "faking an orgasm" - how could she fake having sex, but the man think they were doing it for real? - until I looked it up in a dictionary.

I used to believe…

When I was a 4 year ol lad (boy) .I remember I was in the frontroom and I was watching some health channel and some lady was givin birth. I was staring at it and saw her screaming.

Well later I was in bed and I just remember crying real loud and my mum came in. There were tears in my eyes and I was screaming "I DONT WANNA HAVE A BABY! I DONT WANT A BABY!" and my mom was trying to comfort me, but I just kept screaming.

I used to believe…

One of the grade 9 health requirements was sex ed. It was an all girls class, and very small. Maybe, 8-10 of us. We somehow drifted off topic and people started having some kind of open discussion about penises. All of a sudden, out of no where when it was quite, one of the more popular (and stupidier) girls exclaims "What would happen if it broke? How would you put a cast on a penis?" The whole class, including the teacher, started laughing while the girl just sat there looking confused. Several minutes later when we were done laughing the girl asked "What? Haven't you ever wondered that?" Someone finally said that there weren't bones in penises so they couldn't break. The girl, who was still confused, was about to ask why they are called boners, but the teacher, who was still laughing, cut her off and said that just because that's what they are called doesn't mean that there are bones in them.

I used to believe…

A nose job is plastic surgery, so I associated anything that had the word 'job' in the expression to be plastic surgery. I always wondered why people would want plastic surgery on their hand.

I used to believe…

my cousin found a sanitary pad of my aunts. When she asked what they were my ant explained that they were 'ladies things'. So the next day my aunt hears my cousin shouting "Mum I'v got a ladies thing stuck to the back of my neck". It was a plaster. She obviously thought that the pads were plasters.

I used to believe…

My parents never told me that people had sex to have a baby, they just said it was when a man and a woman decided together that it was the right time.

So until I was 11 or so, I thought that a woman would only get pregnent when she decided in her mind that it was time. Sometimes I'd freak myself out by "thinking" I wanted a baby, and would then knock on wood 3 times.

I used to believe…

my friend told me that a girl would wear a tampon if she wanted to have sex whie on her period (we were i think 12)...now i wonder why i never saw how almost impossible that is.

I use to think that pads where diapers for women who peed their pants

I used to believe…

My friend's little brother (he was 7) thought her mom's pads were pampers. so, he asked his mom if she was hawing a baby and if she still loves him!

I used to believe…

when i was about 7 or 8 the first time i saw a condom was at the monster trucks. when i first saw it, it looked like a balloon so i went and picked it up. my mom saw me and told me to put it down because it wasnt a balloon then later on told me that it was a condom.

I used to believe…

One day I was going to paint my fingernails and I saw my mother's tampons under the sink. I figured they were "Mommy Toys" whenever mommies became bored. Then my mom yelled "snack time!" I ran downstairs... yay! fruit rollups! (fruity sticky gummy stuff all rolled up) And then my strange, curious mind thought they fruit rollups looked like tampons! So I took a tampon out and thought maybe my dog would like it since my mom didn't allow me to give food to the dog. My dog chewed and chewed and so then my Mom told me not to do that again. I have always believed in "Mommy Toys" until I turned 11 and then horrer story was told... twice ^_^ lol

I used to believe that girls got pregnant when guys pee on them after they have sex... I saw it on a porn vid and yeah...I was sure wrong.