sex

I used to believe…

When I was 3, I used to think that "dawdling" was touching your private area. So my mom would say "Stop dawdling! We gotta go! " I would get upset and say "I'm not touching my wee wee!"

i used to believe that babies came out of birth marks

I used to believe that womens breasts was actually called apples.

I used to believe that the sound of two grown ups making love was the women giving birth and the guy screaming for her.

i used to think that girls got pregnant when they came face to face with a boy so i used to avoid standing near/running into boys

I was home schooled, so when my parents told me that babies were made when "Two people who love each other hold hands and make a wish" I believed it until I was 14.

I used to believe that when a couple got married the ring the man gave to the woman made her get pregnant.

I used to believe…

We had a sex-education seminar at primary school and we learned all about girls periods. Afterwards, I turned to my mum and said "I'm really glad Mr.(teacher) is learning this with us, so he'll know what to do if I get my period at school!"

I used to believe…

When I was 6 or 7 I asked my dad where babies come from. He told me that they come from willy. So for a good time after that I thought that every time I went for a pee that a baby was going to come up from around the U bend.

I had a kitten in my house and loved her a lot.My mom wanted to get rid of her so she told me that if i play with the kitten,i'll get pregnant.For quite sometime i checked my tummy to see if some kitten is popping up.

I used to believe…

When I was little, I thought that, when women went in to have a baby, a giant magnet would come down and pull the baby out of her stomach

I used to believe that babies were conceived by means of saliva.

I used to believe…

When I first learned about sex, I didn't associate it with procreation. I thought babies occurred randomly and if a woman didn't get married quick enough when she grew up, she'd have a baby randomly without a man. And that is where single mother's come from!

I was driving my 5 year old daughter and her friend home from church. They were talking about the word virgin which they heard in the sermon. My daughter said what's a virgin and her friend replied, you know, it's olive oil!

I used to believe…

At age 5, I asked my mother where babies came from and she said the daddy fertilized the woman. It was summer and the next day my father was fertilizing our lawn with a spreader. My friend Julie and I were playing when I saw him coming. In a panicked voice i yelled, "run, Julie, run! My daddy will fertilize you and you'll have a baby!!"

I used to believe…

When I was little I thought that saying sex would cause something bad to happen so my brother and friends would whisper S.E.X. behind the pond so we wouldnt get caught