sex

I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone one night. He asked if I had gotten my period for the month yet. I told him I had it right now. He goes "Oh no you'd better go change! How long has it been sitting there!?" He thought all the blood came out at once and it was just sitting in my underwear.

I used to believe…

When i was little.. about 5 or 6 i used to believe that the blood in the toilet was my mom having nosebleed's.

i knew waaaay too much as a kid. i used to think when you were circumsized( i think i spelled that right) you had the part of the penis that made sperms cut off. my brother had that happen when he was very young. i always wondered why my parents left all the making grandchildren business up to me. that always made me mad.

I thought that 'oral sex' was just French kissing.

I used to believe that pregnancy happened when a man somehow made his penis about 3 feet long and inserted it down a woman's throat into her uterus and ejaculated. Guess I had the idea of where the uterus is just not how to get to it.

I used to believe…

My mom and dad used to tell me that women who got injured got pregnant (they could of made up a better story!!), so one time my dad dropped something on his foot and I asked him if he was pregnant.

I used to think that if a woman wanted a baby, all she had to do was take a special pill: pink for girls, blue for boys. After careful thought, I decided that the father's role was to provide moral support.

I used to believe…

when i was about five (and way too young to fully understandthe cycles of a woman), i saw an advertisment on tv for pads, i asked my mom what they were for and she said that it is for when older women have accidents, this lead me to believe that as you get older, you have less control over your bladder, so for about three years this knowledge scared the hell out of me.

I used to believe…

When I was 18, a friend and I were hiking and we stopped to piss. He was amazed when I pulled back my foreskin to pee. He thought that circumcision was the removal of the head of the penis, and that he was uncut and I was cut, because, after all, the only visible part of my penis was the skin.

I was suprisingly uninformed for a child who was told the truth from the beginning. As a small child I was very frightened during nap time when I believed that sleeping in the same bed as a boy and thinking about babies could get you pregnant. When I was really little I thought that guys rolled up their penises. I also didn't know about what really happened during sex until I was 12 or 13. I thought that the private parts just touched and the people vibrated or something. I didn't know guys had pubic hair until I about 4 months ago. I also thought that pee, babies and your period came out of the same place until I used a tampon the first time. Ouch O.o

I was out for a meal on my birthday with my two young sons and my husband. It was just before xmas and the restaurant was full.We were enjoying a meal but the music was loud, my 5 yr old son wanted the toilet so my husband took him. When they came back my son was trying to tell me somwthing, it was hard to hear due to the noise,. I asked him to speak up, so he shouted at the top of his voice ( just as the music went off) " I DIDNT THINK DADDY LIKED CHEWING GUM!, BUT HES BOUGHT SOME OUT OF THE MACHINE IN THE TOILETS, HE SAID ITS FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY!" Needless to say i was on the floor laughing and so was the rest of the restaurant, we also got a round of applause and a happy birthday song!

I used to believe…

When I was younger I knew about male/female sex however the thing that really boggled my young mind was what gay people did in the boudoir.

I used to believe that they held swordfights with their erect penises.

i used to believe that having sex and making love were two completely different acts. sex involved the male pushing in and out, whereas making love involved the male moving up and down on top of the woman (as opposed to in and out).

i wish i had the opportunity to test this out.

i used to think when guys fingered women, women got pregnant. looks like i guessed wrong(porno freaks u kno wat i mean)

I used to believe…

When I was little, I used to believe that tampons were for putting between your breasts for some mysterious purpose. I think it was to absorb the milk so it wouldn't stain your shirt.

I used to believe that the reason you had to stay in your bed when you were near giving birth was that if you went to the bathroom the baby would fall out of your butt into the toilet and would have to be fished out.