sex

I had a double hernia operation when I was 1 year old. Later when I was about 5, my older brother explained my scars to me. He said the doctors took an old dead man's testicles and replaced them into my scrotum sack. I believed him and ran crying to mom.

I used to believe…

My dad has a t-shirt with lots of pairs of skeletons in different sex positions. He used to wear it a lot when we were little and he convinced us that the skeletons were dancing...

I used to believe…

When I was little, about 7, I was rooting through my mom's purse while we were driving someplace, and I pulled out a tampon. Of course being 7 I didn't use them yet, or even know about them so I asked what they were and she told me that it was a bandaid... so the next week, my friend came over to my house and we were playing and we got cut, cause kids play rough, so we went up to my mom's room and grabbed 2 tampons and started trying to use them as bandaids, till my mom found us, and after she died laughing she drove my friend home and explained it all to me.

I USE TO THINK CONDOMS WERE JUST FANCY BALLOONS THAT YOU COULD CARRY ABOUT WITH YOU AND NOT WORRY ABOUT GETTING ANY LENT ON THEM . iT THAT WEIRD!!!!

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When i was in school one day in 4th grade this older guy said that he had an automatic lotion depencer and all you had to do was jerk on it and lotion came out of the guy. So i thought guys had lotion in there body that they had to give to the girls. I know the difference now. I feel like a dumb ass. I told all of my friends that, too. They still laugh at me

I used to believe that woman concieved babies thorugh thier ass !

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When I was about 4. I used to think that you had sex by peeing into a urinal. Then there would be a pipe linking to the womans toilets and your pee would go into the woman sitting on that toilet. Jesus I was strange!?!?!

I used to think that "sleeping together" was just when people slept in the same bed. The one day my mom was telling me about her old boyfriend, so I asked if they ever slept together, like had a sleepover. She didn't answer.

I used to believe that the girl peed out of her, as I used to call it "bachina." So, to have a baby I thought that both the boy and the girl had to have to go to the batroom at the same time. Then, they would pee.

I remember in 1st Grade, the little girl and I would always be together at recess. One day she told me that she had this hole under her belly button and if you put your finger in it, it got bigger. She told me that is where the babies came from and that it was called your bachina. I also thought you peed out of the "bachina" too.

I remember when I was really little, I was taking a bath with my little brother and my cousin, Allie, at my grandma's house. I remember my little brother then saying, "Mom, why doesn't Allie have a pee-pee?" I didn't know either!

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When I was really little, my cousin, who was only a year older than me, told me that to have a kid, all the mom and dad had to do was get into the bed naked and you would get pregnant.

i used to think that condoms were really just funky shaped ballons/water ballons so me and my little sister used to blow them up or fill them up with water until i was like 10 and really found out what they were for!

I got sooo embaressed when i found out

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My mom always told me that you can't get pregnant unless you're married, so I deduced that I must've been born three months premature, since I was born only six months after my parents got married. I remember going around telling this to teachers and parents of friends and girl scout leaders and basically everyone.

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When I first heard about periods, I somehow misunderstood and thought that when you have your period, you pee out blood instead of pee. So after that I would always check the toilet for blood.

I used to believe…

when my auntie was pregnant with twins i thought that because there was two of them, one was gonna come out my aunties belly button, and the ohter out her bum!!!