sex

I used to believe that restaurants carried
condoms so one day I pulled up and said your sign says you have condiments upon request so can I have an extra large.

i used to believe little girls had the same equipment as little boys (i must have dreamed this) but that it was just tucked inside and they pulled it out when they needed to use it.

i used to believe that in order to put a tampon in you would have to push the piece of cotton out before you could push it up in you. After countless waisted tampons my mom finally told me how you were really supposed to do it. i felt like such an idiot!!!

I used to believe that condoms went into the vagina, and after sex, you would take it out. I also that i was the only one who knew how to masterbate.

I thought that during a marriage, when the bride and groom kissed each other, it made the bride pregnant

I used to believe…

When i was younger i had a dog and my mum had told me if its tail was waving it was happy. When i was 4 i had a new baby brother, one day i wotched my mum change his diaper and i noticed a sort of tail type thing, from then on i always checked to see if his tail (penis) was waving to know wether he was happy.

I used to believe that condoms were like clown suits because I was watching the tv 1 day and I saw this man in a suit so i asked my mom what it was and she said a man in a condom.

I used to think that when you had a period you only bled when you peed and that you had to wear pads because the pressure made you dribble pee on yourself all the time.

i used to belief, when i was around 4-10, that i had a left "nut" when my older sister sed that every woman grows one.

I used to believe that you got married and then the girls just had babies. But you could only have a baby if you were married. I'm 11 and recently found out it's more complicated.

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My male neighbor told me one day, "My brother told me what sex is. He says it's when the guy pees on the girl's private. And he says that's why he never wants to have sex, and I don't either."
So then i said, "Ewww! I don't want to have sex ever either!"

I used to believe…

im 9.my older cousin is 11.we were in the car and my mom asked for a kleenex from her purse,my cousin grabed a tampax andgave it to her.you'd think he'd know**********!!!

I used to believe…

once my uncle willie used to think he came from a under a cabbage leaf cause his name was willie the wooly worm.

I used to believe…

At age 6 I used to believe that once a man and woman married, slipping the ring on her finger would trigger the baby to start growing. I remember telling one of my best friends this. Once I married, with a slip of the ring, 3 weeks later, the baby started growing!

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when i was younger i thought that babies came from the stomach

i used to believe that if you wanted to have a baby, you could choose any person you wanted to have it with, and all you had to do is go to the market where they'd have jars of sperm from differ people and buy it and drink it. I remember thinking that i was going to buy J.T.T's sperm when i was older (J.T.T is Jonathan Taylor Thomas...yes i know)