sex

I used to believe…

When I was little I used to call vaginas triangles and one day I told my brother that I had a triangle and he told me he had one too so I was super confused until I learned that guys had penises and girls had vaginas

I used to believe…

when i was a kid i used to think that when women had gotten pregnant they would get fat and then one day when they sat down to go to the bathroom the aby would fall out. i even thought that when somebabys got flushed they turned into turtles. i also couldent grasp the concept that only women got pregnant( i was only 5 gimme a break) so everytime i took a shit i would check just to make sure it wasnt a baby

I used to think you could get V.D. from masturbating. I was watching "The White Shadow" and there was an episode where one the characters got or might have gotten V.D. I assumed masterbating was included with these sexual activities and you would die. I thought I was going to die from kidney failure due to syphillis.

I used to believe that if you kissed someone on the lips you would get pregnant!!! I was little but i mean now that i know how "it works" i just crack up laughing!!!

I used to believe…

In about third grade, my best friend "taught" me about the birds and the bees. I learned the typical procedure, up until the end when the man "pees" in the woman. Apparently, she knew something came out of his penis, just not what exactly. I thought this was true for the longest time until it finally dawned on me that pee is a waste product, and why would you purposely expel your waste into someone else?

I used to believe…

When I was little, my mom saw me playing with myself (innocently, of course) and said, "Don't do that. That's how babies are made." After that, I stopped, because I didn't want to get pregnant. ;) For awhile I was telling people that it was true: men could give birth, too!

I used to belive that there was more than one way to spell sex

I used to believe…

Two beliefs:

1) I had just come from eardrum surgery to restore my hearing a few days earlier. My little sister was born, and I went in to see her. When my dad took a Polaroid photo, she got freaked out by the sound of the shutter, looked directly at me, and started scream-crying at the top of her lungs. It was so painful to me that I begged, "Take her back!" to the nurses, which I thought they could do. I wish they would have, now that I think about it.

2) I used to have an imaginary baby that I played with and pretended to be its mom. When my male cousins made fun of me, I said that if they weren't nice to her I would put her back inside me and she'd go away forever. Yikes!!!

I used to believe…

Well this is actually about my little brother. About 2 years ago we were at the park near my house. He picked up a used condom he found on the ground note he was only 6 and started to put it to his mouth. I told him to stop he was really pissed because i would not let him blow up the balloon. He said he would tell on me and went to tell my parents. My dad laughed for like ten seconds then my mom gave him the stop incouraging him look. My dad told him to throw it away and wash his hads. we did not tell him what it was and he stayed pissed off for around 3 days that we wouldnt let him use the "balloon". He found out that it was a condom earlier last year when my whore of a neighbors told him. They are only ten and he is now eght at that point they were 9 and he was 7. He is now best friends with thim and like totaly their pimp.

I used to think that if your moomy and daddy wanted to have a baby they called the doctor and the doctor came over and looked at your mommys belly and then poked it and your mommy was pregnant.

I used to believe…

Until I was about 6 years of age I believed that when you walked down the isle at church when you got married, that was what made you pregnant so when I was at church I would never walk down the isle, only the side.

I used to think that condoms looked like popsicle sticks.

I used to believe…

There comes a time in every childs' life where they ask,
"Where do babies come from?"
When I asked this to my mother, she told me that babies come from from their mommy's tummy, where they get all the food and nutrience that they needed to grow. So here's what I saw in my mind's eye:
A woman with a large bulge in her stomach. In that bulge there was a baby (fully clothed) standing up and kicking at the sides of the mother's 'tummy'. Like a robot, the mother eats her dinner. The food falls from her throat and rains onto the baby with no signs of being chewed up. From there the baby eats it.
You must understand that I didn't know how the digestive system worked then either. To me it was PERFECTLY logical to have food raining onto an unborn child.

I used to really like bees (untill they started to sting me) When I asked what happened when people had sex my mom said the woman would have a baby I automatically thought it was a bee that lived by the bay.

I used to believe…

My friend told me about a guy one time that asked her if she had got her period yet. When she replied that she got it every month, he said in surprise, "You mean you get it more than once?"

I was once told by a friend that a dildo actually required pushing a large wooden stick through your rectum,and OUT your genitals!which would either kill you or require surgery.I was so stupid to believe him...i also thought just HOW horny do you have to be to do that...